Good question.
I don't really know.
I have put up my novel in pieces by chapter and in its entirety in one fell swoop, and I have no idea what I am going to do next with it.
I have tried to push it to publishers, but although a few of them said they liked at least part of what I wrote, nobody had committed to me, and nobody probably will.
This is a bad time for anything new, and I guess I picked the wrong time to write my first novel.
I still would like it to be published, but my only route might be self publishing.
I have to check into that, but right now, I have so many other things going on that I do not have the time to do that.
So that is an option for the future.
I mean, I didn't write this so only I would read it.
I think the story is a good one, and perhaps with a strong editor, I could make my story perfect.
This site will remain up and available in perpetuity, and maybe I will get lucky, somebody with influence will see the site and what I have written, and maybe they will reach out to me.
Maybe, maybe not.
We shall see.
I am happy that you stopped over here to look at what I have done, and I hope you enjoyed my little fable about Abraham Lincoln Panim, the boy with the rat face.
I certainly enjoyed writing it!
Rat Face (The Strange Tale of Abraham Lincoln Panim)
All writing Copyright © 2020 Larry Lapka
Friday, August 28, 2020
Thursday, August 27, 2020
The Entire Novel, Chapters 1-40
Rat Face
(The Strange Tale of Abraham Lincoln Panim)
1
Abraham Lincoln Panim came
into this world like any other baby. He was created with love, and love is what
he got as he matured in his mother’s stomach.
His mom, Diana Panim, a petite,
30-something English teacher at a local high school with perfectly styled brown
hair and a bent for the latest clothing styles, wanted her child—whether it was
a boy or a girl—to have a better childhood than she had.
She never knew her mother and
father, and was given up for adoption at birth for reasons she never knew. She
went from one foster home to another, but never had a permanent place to call
home. She never believed in herself, but others did, and as she became older
she had many mentors that helped guide her into adulthood.
She often said that if she
ever had her own child, things would be different, much different, and now,
being of child, she could prove that.
Mrs. Panim grew larger and
larger as the days went into months, and her pregnancy was a normal one. Except
that every once in a while, whenever she ate cheese, or anything with cheese on
it or in it or related to it, she would get a swift kick from the inside of her
ever-bulging tummy. Even if she viewed a piece of cheese or even thought about cheese,
she would get swift kicks in her stomach that made her sick.
She loved to eat cheese, and
before she was with child, she ate cheese each and every day, and remembered
doing so from the earliest memories of her life to now.
“This kid is at it again,” she
thought one day as she got a swift kick, “he is giving me agita even before he
gets here.”
Her husband, Marcus Panim, a
struggling writer who was short in stature as well as he was in prestige, and
who worked at a local publishing house writing for trade books about subjects
he wasn’t really interested in, shrugged off all of this.
Putting his hands on his
hairless head, he would tell his wife in such instances, “He is even a strong
boy even now,” presupposing the gender of their soon-to-come child. “I
guarantee that he is going to be a football player, or something where he can
use his strength. And I will bet that he will make plenty of money.
“And remember, we agreed that
I would name him. Any boy with such strength needs a strong name.”
Mr. Panim repeatedly told his
wife that he knew their child would be a boy because he had a lucky penny,
flipped it in the air, and if the coin landed on heads, the child was going to
be a boy, if it landed on tails, the child was going to be a girl.
It landed on heads.
Mrs. Panim continued to feel
the intense kicking every time she ate cheese throughout the nine months of her
pregnancy, and nothing that she did could stop it.
“Doctor, I always get this
kicking in my stomach whenever I eat or smell or am near cheese,” she said to
her gynecologist, Dr. Newsom, a tall, willowy sort with nicely parted hair. “It
doesn’t matter if it is American cheese, Muenster cheese, Mozzarella cheese,
even cream cheese ... I get kicked inside to the point where I think the baby
is going to kick itself out of my stomach.”
“Then don’t eat cheese,” the
doctor told her, with a broad smile on his face. “Stay away from the cheese.”
“But I love cheese,” Mrs. Panim
replied. “I think I have eaten some type of cheese each and every day of my
life.”
“Well now, you can’t eat
cheese,” the doctor responded. “NO MORE CHEESE UNTIL THAT BABY COMES OUT OF
YOU.”
This made Mrs. Panim upset,
but her husband tried to console her.
“So you don’t need to eat
cheese anymore, at least until the boy is born,” he said, again assuming the
gender of their soon-to-come child. “What is the big deal? Just don’t eat
cheese for now, you can go back to it after the baby is born.”
“But I love cheese,” said told
her husband. “Why does this kid kick me so hard when I eat cheese, even when I
am near cheese, or even when I think of cheese?”
“He is showing you how strong
he is,” her husband stated. “NO MORE CHEESE!”
Mrs. Panim accepted this
declaration by her doctor and her husband, but she felt very bewildered at the
notion that not only could she not eat cheese until after her baby was born,
but that they baby she carried, that she helped create, would make her feel so
uncomfortable when she ate a piece of cheese, any cheese.
She asked around among her
friends who were either pregnant or had been pregnant about their pregnancies,
and the odd occurrences they had when they were with child.
“No, not with cheese,” said a
fellow female English teacher at the school where Mrs. Panim was a teacher,
during lunch in the teacher’s room. “But every time I would have pickles and
pasta, I would get really bad gas. I would eat them together, a nice bowl of
pasta with pickle pieces all over it. I would wash it down with milk, and boy,
did I get a lot of gas. But it is something I craved, so I ate it anyway.”
The other teachers around them
laughed, but Mrs. Panim looked bemused as the woman went on.
“ ... heck, I could have
filled up my tank with all the gas I had,” her teacher friend said, guffawing
at her own joke as he sloshed a pickle into her mouth. “And every once in a
while I still get a craving for milk and pasta and pickles.”
Mrs. Panim managed a weak
smile, was cordial to her friend, but knew this problem was something much
larger than what her fellow teacher had said to her about her own pregnancy
problems. She even felt some stirrings in her stomach when she tried not to
think about cheese, and true to form, as she walked back to her empty classroom
in between periods, she got another swift kick, and another, and then one more,
the strength of which sent her reeling to the ground in agony.
“Mrs. Panim, are you OK?”
nervously asked a student who saw her fall and rushed to her side, along with
dozens of other students.
With seemingly the entire
student body circling Mrs. Panim, within minutes, medics soon arrived.
Mrs. Panim had completely
blacked out when she fell, and was rushed to the hospital as students and
teachers followed the medics and the gurney that they had placed her on right
outside the front door of the school.
2
A day or two later, Mrs.
Panim, still not fully awake and not quite making out where she was or what
happened to her, finally came to, slowly opening up her eyes and trying to
focus on what was before her.
She saw two nurses standing
before her as her vision slowly came into focus.
“Where am I?” she shouted,
nearly jumping out of the bed in doing so.
One of the nurses, a tall,
thin woman with long hair neatly tucked under her nurses’ cap, came over to her
to get her straightened in the bed while trying to calm her down.
“Everything is fine, everything is good,” said the other
nurse, a short, kind of squat older woman with grayish white hair tied up in a
bun on her head, as the taller nurse put her arms on Mrs. Panim’s shoulders.
“Everything is going to be all right.”
Mrs. Panim finally realized that she was in a hospital.
“Why am I in a hospital?” she shouted to the nurses. “Why
am I here? Where is my husband?”
The shorter nurse, who looked very familiar to Mrs. Panim,
even in her current state of grogginess, said to her, “You took a great fall at
school, and we had to bring you here to get better.”
When the words “get better” came out of the shorter nurse’s
mouth, Mrs. Panim put her hands on her belly, and realized that it wasn’t as
round or full as it had been.
She panicked. “Where is my baby? What happened to me? Where
is my husband?”
The shorter nurse approached Mrs. Panim, and even in her
current condition, she could see that the woman had thick legs and a slight
limp. As the nurse got closer to the bed, Mrs. Panim tried to make out her
nameplate, but only got to “M-E-Y-“ as she tried to gain her composure.
Mrs. Panim continued with that chorus of questions as a
tall man in a white coat, Mrs. Panim’s gynecologist, came into the room and
approached the bed where she was laying.
“Mrs. Panim, I want to talk to you about why you are here.”
Once she recognized
Dr. Newsom, Mr. Panim thought she might get some answers. “Why am I
here? Where is my baby? Where is my husband?” Mrs. Panim continued to shout
out, but the doctor put his finger over his mouth to try and get her to stop
shouting and to listen to what he had to say.
When she finally quieted down, Dr. Newsom spoke.
“Mrs. Panim, you had quite a fall at school the other day.
The EMTs came as fast as they could, and you were brought here to the hospital,
and —“
“Where is my baby?” Mrs., Panim asked again, shrieking out
her question.
“Your baby … well, when you fell, it was necessary to force
childbirth a little bit … you were almost at term, anyway, and you fell in such
a way that we thought that it would be the better situation for both you and
your child to be separated.”
“Where is my baby?” Mrs. Panim shrieked again. “Where is my
baby and where is my husband?”
“You are a bit … well, you are a bit weak to hold and …
well … see the child just yet,” the doctor said, as he put his right hand
through the hair on the top of his head like a comb. “You don’t realize that
you have been in here a week already, and you are just now coming to.”
“A week? Did I fall on my head? Where is my baby?”
“You fell in kind of a weird way, falling on your face and
when the EMTs came, they said your hand was holding its nose in such a way that
it kind of … well … it kind of looked like you had smelled something quite
unappealing to you and that you were trying to not smell whatever that was.”
Mrs. Panim thought about how she was thinking of cheese
when she had fallen, so the whole thing made sense to her as she reached up to
her face and for the first time, felt a large swath of bandage on her cheek and
nose.
“Mrs. Panim, the nurses took all of your vital signs, and
they appear to be OK, but I think I want you to give it another day of rest
before you will be able to see your baby.”
“If my vital signs are OK, why can’t I see my baby? I want
to see my baby, and I want to see my husband.”
The nurses and the doctor each made a nervous smile as they
all looked at each other.
“Mrs. Panim, I would wait a day or two, or maybe even
three, before I saw the child,” the doctor said, trying to hold back what
appeared to be a nervous chuckle. “It will make the surprise even … I mean the
surprise at whether the child is a boy or girl, even … well, even more … um … stupendous!”
“I want to see my child, and I want to see my husband!” Mrs.
Panim shouted. “If my vital signs are OK, then why can’t I see the baby? Is the
baby sickly or anything like that?”
“Well, no … but Mrs., Panim, please listen to reason … waiting
an extra day or two after you haven’t seen the child for so long when you were
out isn’t going to spoil the … the um … the pleasure of seeing your child for
the first time a day or two from now.”
“If I don’t see my child right away, I am going to speak to
my husband, and I will sue you. Do you want to be sued?”
“Well, no, but Mrs. Panim, listen to reason.”
“There is NO reason not to see my baby,” Mrs. Panim said,
as she got off the bed, stood up still attached to the IV, and started to
unsteadily leave her hospital room.
“Mrs. Panim, wait … Mrs. Panim … Mrs. Panim … !,” the
doctor shouted as she pushed him and the nurses aside as she left the room.
“I dare say that that woman might have a heart attack once
she sees that kid,” the doctor said, suppressing s short laugh as he looked at
the nurses, who continued to have nervous smiles on their faces.
3
A phone rang in the maternity ward, and a nurse picked up
the phone.
“Maternity ward,” the nurse said.
“Yes, this is Dr. Newsom, and SHE is on down to see you,”
with the emphasis on the word “she.”
“Should we let her see her little … bundle of joy?” the
nurse asked with a little giggle.
“She is going to have to see that kid sometime, we held it
off for long enough, let her see her kid, no matter what, and have a nurse, or
maybe even a doctor go with her,” said the doctor. “This way, we will have
backup if she … well … if she can’t take all the joy she is going to get from
seeing this kid.”
As the nurse hung up the phone, Mrs. Panim entered the
maternity ward with her IV still fully attached to her arm.
“I want to see my baby!” she yelled at the nurses stationed
there.
“But m’am,” one of the nurses said, “You still have on the
hospital gown on, and —“
“Let her in, but go with her to see her kid,” said the
nurse who was on the phone with Dr. Newsom. “Go with her, and help her if she
needs it.”
As they walked together further into the ward, the nurse, a
young woman seemingly right out of nurse’s school, with long blond hair under
her nurse’s cap, said to Mrs. Panim, “You were out for a couple of days, so we
put your baby with others, and you can view the baby through the glass for now.
I am sure you will be able to hold your child soon.”
The nurse and Mrs. Panim went further into to the ward,
navigated all the twists and turns, and finally came to the viewing area, where
some of the newborns could be seen behind glass.
Mrs. Panim hurriedly looked from one baby to another.
“Which one is mine?” she asked. “Is it a boy or a girl?
Which one is mine?”
All the babies could be seen clearly as Mrs., Panim’s eyes
darted from one baby to another.
The nurse knocked on the window, alerting another nurse
that she needed her help. The nurse tending to the babies went to the far back
of the area, almost instinctively, and turned around one baby who was facing
the wall in the opposite direction of the other babies.
“There is your baby, m’am,” nervously stated the nurse with
Mrs. Panim, who put her arms on the new mother’s shoulders when she pointed out
her new child. “That is your son,” she said, as the inside nurse turned the
baby around so Mrs. Panim could see him.
As Mrs. Panim caught sight of her son for the very first
time, she smiled a broad smile, but the nurse holding onto her shoulders passed
out at her side. Other nurses and doctors attended to the fallen nurse, but Mrs.
Panim kept her eyes straight on her new son.
“He is beautiful,” she said. “Simply beautiful.” I can’t
wait until I can hold him, feed him, bathe him … “ Mrs. Panim said, oblivious
to the fallen nurse and to the hubbub surrounding her baby, and the reason that
the nurse helping her passed out.
Her new son looked like a rat, had the face of a rat, was
hairy from his head down to his toes, and although he did not have a tail, that
is where the tale of “Abraham Lincoln Panim” actually begins.
4
When Mrs., Panim was finally set to be released from the
hospital, she had asked for her husband an endless amount of times, but whoever
she asked, she was told they did not know where he was.
Finally, she confronted Dr. Newsom.
“Where is my husband?” she asked.
“I’m afraid I don’t know,” the doctor said, again putting
his hand through his hair like a comb. “I just don’t know where he is.”
Right before Mrs. Panim was going to be allowed to leave
the hospital with her son, one of the nurses who attended to her when she was
out, the older nurse, with thick legs and a limp--told Mrs. Panim about the
supposed whereabouts of her husband.
“You must swear that you won’t tell Dr. Newsom or anybody
here that I told you this,” the nurse said.
Mrs. Panim nodded in agreement.
“Your husband visited the hospital to see how you were
doing when you were out cold, and he was taken to see your child for the first
time by me, and it happened before you were well.
“When I took him to see the baby in the maternity ward, and
he was shown the child, he shook his head back and forth and back and forth so
much that I thought he was going to throw his whole body out of joint.”
Mrs. Panim started to cry.
“He then did something kind of odd,” the nurse continued. “Your
husband just stood there for about 10 minutes shaking his head, and then, he took
out a penny from his pocket, and flipped it in the air.”
“What?” Mrs. Panim said through her sobs.
The nurse continued. “I clearly saw that it fell on heads
when it hit the ground, He picked it up, put in my hand, turned to the nurse’s
station, thanked them for showing him his son,, and then he left.”
“He hasn’t been back here since?” Mrs. Panim asked through
her sobs as the nurse gave her the penny.
“No, I am sorry, we have not seen him since.”
Mrs. Panim promptly put the penny among her belongings, and
walked to the maternity ward to get her son.
She kept the penny in a plastic bag stapled to her son’s
birth certificate, safely stored in her bedroom vanity.
Abraham Lincoln Panim now had a name. He might have been
named after a coin that his father gave to a nurse, but Mrs. Panim still kept
her part of the bargain between she and her now evidently estranged husband,
giving her son a strong name to match his gender, the gender that her husband
knew before anyone else did, simply by flipping a coin.
So as Abraham Lincoln Panim grew up, Mrs. Panim raised him
as a single mother. She never took down her wedding photos or any photos of her
husband, and she always thought that he would return.
5
Abraham Lincoln Panim had a tough go at it from the very
beginning, and it continued through his childhood.
Although his mother believed he was the cutest baby she had
ever seen, few people agreed with her. When she would take her son out in his baby
carriage to get some sun, Mrs. Panim and her baby were the target of many
taunts.
One time, a few weeks after Mrs. Panim brought her son
home, and the weather had turned from cold winter to less-cold spring, a woman
wanted to see the child Mrs. Panim was wheeling around. She was with her own
teenage daughter, and the two approached the carriage on a bright spring day.
“May I see your baby?” asked the woman, overdressed in a
winter coat meant for temperatures 30 degrees lower than they actually were.
“Don’t bother them,” said her daughter, neatly styled in a
spring outfit. “They have better things to do—
“I would be happy to show you my son,” Mrs. Panim said.
The elderly woman approached the baby carriage with her
daughter, turned down the blanket that was covering young Abraham Lincoln
Panim, and she shrieked, but not with joy.
“This is not your son!” screamed the woman, and she, like
the young nurse several weeks ago, fell to the ground by the side of her
daughter.
“Mom!” she screamed, took one look at the child herself,
and wobbled a bit, but not enough to fall to the ground as she bent down to
tend to her mother.
“That’s a dog, or maybe a rat, that’s not a human being!”
yelled the younger woman. “You should be arrested for parading that thing
around here! And if my mother is hurt, you are going to hear from my lawyer!”
Mrs. Panim knew right then and there that the world would
not be as accepting of her son as she was, and she never again took him outside
during the daytime, preferring for strolls at night, when street lamps and the
light of the moon were the only illumination.
When she would go out at night with her son, she would
instinctively look for her husband, anticipating that he would be coming home
at last.
But she looked and looked and looked, and he was nowhere to
be found.
But that ended up being the least of her problems.
Abraham Lincoln Panim was the world to Mrs. Panim, but the
world appeared not to be ready for Abraham Lincoln Panim.
6
After she gave birth to her child, Mrs. Panim had a tough
time going back to her job at school, but she felt that if she could find
someone to watch her son during the day, she would be able to do so.
After trying out several nannies—and most of them being too
horrified at the sight of the baby to stay around very long—Mrs. Panim was worried
that she would not be able to find anyone to watch her son.
One day, Mrs. Panim was in the local supermarket, shopping
for groceries, and she had her son straddled to her as she was looking through
the produce section.
An elderly woman, with her white and gray hair tied neatly
in a bun on her head, entered the store after Mrs. Panim did, and the older
woman went right to the produce section, moving right next to Mrs. Panim as each
looked over the store’s selection of lettuce.
“The price is so high right now,” said the older woman, who
moved from side to side with a slight limp. “I do wish I could make myself a
good salad, but everything is so high. And my feet hurt so, I just can’t gallop
over from one market or another to look for produce.”
“Yes,” said Mrs. Panim, with one eye looking at the
produce, and with the other eye looking at the older woman’s feet, which she
saw were kind of large for a person of that stature, as if her feet were
swollen. “Prices are very high.”
“And they really must rub you the wrong way,” Mrs. Stottle
replied, as she saw the baby that Mrs. Panim had straddled to her. “How do you
feed your child, anyway? I hope you can do it better than I can feed myself.”
The two women got to talking, and Mrs. Panim learned that the
older woman’s name was Mrs. Stottle, she was a widow, had a husband who passed
away just recently, and although he had a small pension, she was finding it
harder and harder to make ends meet.
When Mrs. Panim got a clearer look at Mrs. Stottle’s face,
she thought that she recognized her, but could not place her.
During their talk, Mrs. Panim found out that Mrs. Stottle had
plenty of time on her hands, as she told Mrs. Panim that the only time she left
her apartment was to go food shopping.
As Mrs. Stottle talked, Mrs. Panim continued to try and
figure out why she knew the older woman, but to no avail.
“Listen, Mrs. Stottle, to help you out, how about me hiring
you to be a nanny for my son,” Mrs., Panim said, confident in the fact that she
somehow knew this person, e3ven though she could not place her. “I will bet
that you would be a great nanny for my son while I am at work, and I would
definitely pay you a very fair price for your services.”
Mrs. Stottle said, “Well, I don’t know, I haven’t watched a
baby in so long a time,” and then the elderly woman began to sob.
“What’s wrong,” Mrs. Panim said. “Is it something I — “
“No, no, it is nothing you said,” Mrs. Stottle replied. “It
just brings up … well … some memories I have of … .”
Mrs. Stottle wiped away the tears, got back her composure,
and said,” Yes, yes, I do believe I can do it! What’s your baby’s name and can
I take a look at the child?”
As Mrs., Stottle got close, Mrs. Panim pulled away, not
ready to allow the older lady to take a peak at her son. Finally she took a
deep breath, and did not pull back anymore.
“His name is Abraham Lincoln Panim and here he is,” as Mrs.
Panim took back the blanket that her son was wrapped in to reveal the child’s
face to the older woman.
Mrs. Panim sensed that the older woman would recoil, like
all the other nannies she tried to hire did, but Mrs. Stottle did not even
wince, putting her hand on the child’s head.
“Mrs. Panim, I would be honored to watch little Mr. Abraham
Lincoln Panim while you are at work,” Mrs. Stottle said as she squinted to get
a better look at her new charge. “He looks like a fine young man. I don’t have
any references, but I know — ”
“I will need you to watch him during the week, five days a
week, from about 7 a.m. to about 4 or 5 p.m.,” stated Mrs. Panim, almost in
disbelief that Mrs. Stottle agreed to the assignment.
Mrs. Stottle reached into her pocketbook and her hands
fumbled inside of it, and finally she found her glasses.
“I can’t see too well right now, and even with these
glasses, my eyes aren’t what they used to be,” Mrs. Stottle said as she put the
glasses on. “Nope, I still can’t see that well, but your son looks like a fine
boy to me, as best as I can see him, at least.”
Mrs. Panim had never heard anyone say that her son was “a
fine boy,” and she kind of forced a little smile on her face when she told the
older woman, “And please, no cheese. Do not feed my son any cheese, do not even
have any cheese in anything you want to eat. My son appears to be severely
allergic to cheese, any cheese.”
“Oh yes, I would love to watch the little boy,” Mrs.
Stottle said. “When can I start?”
“ … and he hates to be taken outside during the day,” Mrs.
Panim continued. “I have tried to get him a little air during the day, but I
guess the sun gets to him … I will take him out when I get home in early
evening. Remember, you don’t need to take him out during the day, he much
prefers the evening.”
Soon after this chance meeting, Mrs. Panim went back to her
teaching job, fully confident that Mrs. Stottle would take care of her child
while she was away at work.
But somehow, no matter how hard she thought about it, she
could not place Mrs. Stottle at all. She knew the face, but she didn’t know a
“Mrs. Stottle” or anyone with that name.
Mrs. Panim often sat up nights, trying to figure out who
Mrs. Stottle was. When she did sleep, she continued to sleep on the right side
of the bed, leaving the other side of the bed empty, just in case Mr. Panim
ever decided to come home.
7
Abraham Lincoln Panim grew up like any other child would,
progressing from being a baby to being a toddler and then, being of school age.
Mrs. Stottle did everything a nanny could do to make her
new charge comfortable and familiar to her, taking up her new job as if she
were born to do it.
She doted on little Abraham Lincoln Panim as a grandmother
would, which the little boy loved,
Mrs. Stottle would arrive promptly at 7 a.m. each
weekday—never a minute early or late—and she fed him, played with him all day,
took care of his dressing, his feeding, and whatever else was needed.
And from day one, she would tell Abraham Lincoln Panim over
and over, as if the little boy could understand her every word:
“Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat
other people the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
She would try to go outside with her little charge, but she
learned that he didn’t take too kindly to being taken outside during the day. Mrs.
Panim reiterated that she did not have to do this, because she would take him
outside when she got home, but Mrs. Stottle tried, and tried again, and tried
many times to get her young charge out into the daylight, but each time, it did
not work.
Whether it was people howling at the child when they took a
gaze at him, or the child acting up like a tornado when he got outside, the
daylight and Abraham Lincoln Panim did not mesh well.
When Mrs., Panim arrived home at about 4 or 5 p.m. each
day, Mrs. Stottle would have a laundry list of things to tell Mrs. Panim about
her son.
“Your son did so well today,” said Mrs. Stottle on one
particular day. “He ate up all his food, he didn’t give me the least bit of
problems when I had to take care of his diaper, and we played all day. My feet
hurt, but that is good—it means we had a full day!”
“Great!” replied Mrs. Panim, worn out from her busy day at
school but happy that her son was doing so well with his nanny, who she seemed
to know, but simply could not place days and months after she was hired.
“And,” Mrs. Stottle said that particular day, “you know, a
lot of the hair on his little body is falling off, falling off in bunches when
I bathe him.”
As little Abraham Lincoln Panim was getting older, moving
from a baby to a toddler, much of the hair on his body was falling off, at
least from the neck down.
And later, as he approached school age, the hair on his
face also was falling off, leaving his face almost hairless—except for a clump
of thick hair on his upper chest, hair that still protruded from his lip and
nose area, and, of course, the thick swatch of dark hair he had on the top of
his head that kind of made a point at his brow and went down both sides of his
face, below his ears, making him look like he had dark sideburns on each side
of his head.
Although a good portion of the excessive hair was falling
off, Abraham Lincoln Panim still kind of resembled at rat, but a not-so hairy
one.
“Wow!” said Mrs. Panim. “What type of shampoo are you using
on him?”
“Just the usual stuff,” Mrs. Stottle said. “I don’t think
it is anything I wouldn’t use on myself, if I had the need to bathe myself like
I do your son.”
Eventually, when he was about four or five years old,
Abraham Lincoln Panim lost almost all his excess hair—except that burr of hair
on his upper chest, the thick hair that he had on his head that stretched down
to make sideburns that went past each ear, and the hair protruding from his lip
and nose area. but his face continued to resemble that of a rat, with a sharp
nose, little beady eyes, and the excess hair had not totally fallen off of his
face.
And he still could not stand the smell of cheese, often
going into convulsions when he would smell any type of cheese wherever he was.
8
When Abraham Lincoln Panim was enrolled in nursery school,
he had a very tough time being with the other children, who often taunted him
about the way he looked.
One little boy called him “Eddie Munster,” and the name
stuck with the young boy, so much so that most of the children in school knew
him by the name “Eddie Munster” more than they knew him as “Abraham Lincoln
Panim.”
One day, when he was in nursery school, and with his mom
back at work, Mrs. Panim received a phone call from Mrs. Stottle. She excused
herself from her class for a moment to take the call.
“Mrs. Panim, I have to get your son from nursery school,”
Mrs. Stottle told Mrs. Panim. “Something … happened there … I don’t know much
about it, other than he is OK … .”
Mrs. Panim face showed concern, “What happened?” she asked
Mrs. Stottle. “What happened?”
“Let me go get him and I will let you know,” said Mrs.
Stottle, who said goodbye before Mrs. Panim could say another word.
Mrs. Panim called the school office, they sent another
teacher up to watch her class, and she herself made a bee line to her son’s
nursery school.
When she got there, and ran into the school, she saw Mrs.
Stottle already there, on her hands and knees, with her big feet sticking out
as they always did, and as she got closer, she saw that the older woman was
attending to her son. The nursery school teacher was also there, trying to calm
down the howling little boy.
“I’m so sorry, Mrs. Panim,” said the nursery school
teacher, who appeared to be holding back a snicker as she spoke. “Your son got
… well … he was … .“
“This is an abomination,” Mrs., Stottle yelled, as Mrs.
Panim now fully saw her son, fully covered in yellow goo.
“ … one of the other students brought in a jar of Cheez
Whiz, and squirted the stuff all over your son,” said the teacher, again
holding back a snicker as the other students were laughing on the other side of
the room.
“ … we all know he hates cheese, and the kids think he …
well … he looks a lot like ‘Eddie Munster’ … so they squirted him with the
cheese,” said the teacher, who left Abraham Lincoln Panim with his mother and
Mrs. Stottle as she walked over to the other side of the room with the other
children.
“ABRAHAM LINCOLN PANIM IS A RAT! ABRAHAM LINCOLN PANIM IS A
RAT!” the children yelled over and over again in unison, delighting at the sight
of the Cheez Whiz-covered boy.
One little boy, named Brandon Hartung, held the nearly
empty bottle of Cheez Whiz over his head in joy as the taunts got louder and
louder. He held it over his head with his left hand, as his right hand was
covered with a glove.
When the teacher went over to the other students, she tried
to calm them down. “Now class, that is not fair,” she said. “What you did was …
what you did was—“
And then she started to laugh herself, not being able to
hold in her snicker any longer.
Mrs., Panim and Mrs. Stottle carried out the still Cheez
Whiz-covered boy, and the taunts got even louder and louder.
And the nursery school teacher’s laughing got louder and
louder too.
That was the last time Abraham Lincoln Panim attended a
school of any kind during his young life.
But he still continued to hear Mrs. Stottle say over and
over, “Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat other people
the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
9
When Mrs. Panim, her son, and Mrs. Stottle arrived home
that day, and after the boy was cleaned up, Mrs. Panim sat on the sofa in her
living room, her head in her hands, crying.
“What am I going to do, what am I going to do?” she
repeated over and over and over again. Mrs. Stottle came by her, sat down on
the sofa next to her, and tried to comfort her.
“He will be fine. He will be just fine,” Mrs. Stottle said,
putting her hand on Mrs. Panim’s back. “He is a fine young boy, and don’t take
what happened today as an omen for things to come. Abraham Lincoln Panim will
do well in life.”
“But what am I going to do about nursery school, and even
when he goes into kindergarten, and first grade, and second grade … ? Mrs.
Panim asked, still sobbing between each word of her question to Mrs. Stottle.
“I have an idea,” replied Mrs. Stottle, as Mrs. Panim
continued to cry. “I have a wonderful idea.”
Mrs. Panim looked up briefly as the tears continued to fall
out of her eyes. “What idea is that,” she asked Mrs. Stottle.
Mrs. Stottle stood up and walked to the side of Mrs. Panim.
“A number of years ago—“
“What’s the idea?” Mrs. Panim interrupted.
“Just hear me out,” replied Mrs., Stottle. “Please hear me
out.”
She gave Mrs. Panim a wad of tissues to dry her eyes, and
then the older woman told the younger woman about her idea.
“A number of years ago, long before you were born, I went
to school, and probably thought that I would meet the man of my dreams and get
married and live in a home surrounded by a white picked fence and have scads
and scads of kids myself,” Mr. Stottle said.
“What does this have to do with--?” Mrs. Panim asked.
Mrs., Stottle sat down on the couch next to Mrs. Panim and
put an arm around her.
“Let me continue,” Mrs., Stottle said. “Well, my knight in
shining armor did not come to take me away, and once I got through high school,
I decided to go to college, which, back then, wasn’t something a lot of young
ladies did.
“I went to college, got my degree, and since my knight in
shining armor never came to rescue me, when I had my college degree, I reached
a point where I had to decide what I was going to do with my life.
“I decided to go into teaching, and I ended up teaching for
a number of years.”
When Mrs. Panim heard this, her tears stopped coming out of
her eyes, and she looked at Mrs. Stottle.
“Please let me continue,” Mrs. Stottle said. “Anyway, I
taught for a number of years at a local school. I taught young kids,
kindergarten, first, second grade, children of that age.
“And even when I was teaching, I always thought that my
knight in shining armor was going to come, and one day, he did! He was another
teacher, by the name of Herman Stottle, and he came from another school to
teach at my school. He was so handsome, so tall and good looking, and really
smart. He was in the room next to mine, and the moment I saw him, I knew that
my knight in shining armor had finally come.”
Mrs. Panim, now completely composed, said, “Well, that is
all fine and good, but what does all of this have to do with my son? You
probably taught many, many years ago.”
“Yes, I did. But back to my story … Herman and I were
married after about a year, and we had a wonderful marriage. He continued to
teach, and so did I.
“Then, after a number of years of teaching, I found that my
eyesight was failing, and my feet were killing me. I could still see, and I
could still walk, but not very well. Herman and I went to a number of
specialists, but they could do nothing for me.
“Finally, after about 25 years of teaching, I could no
longer do my job because I simply could not see well, nor could I stay on my
feet for any long period of time. I had to retire. But I asked my principal if
I could mentor, or tutor, special children, kids who he thought had the
potential to be really successful but didn’t have the confidence to get to that
point, or maybe were a little different than what you would call the ‘normal’
child.”
Mrs. Panim’s still red eyes lit up, as if a light bulb went
off in her head as Mrs. Stottle went on with her story.
“So even though I couldn’t see well, nor walk well, for a
few years, I tutored one child each year. Mr. Stottle continued to teach. We
could not have children of our own, so his class were his children and my
special student was my child. I know that might seem odd, but that is how we
looked at it.
“One year, I tutored a beautiful little girl, who was a
foster child and who I knew would succeed with whatever she did. She had little
confidence. Children had made fun of her, she was very self conscious of the
way she looked, but during that year with me, she came out of her shell, and
her body changed, and she looked like every other young lady you would see in
school.”
Mrs. Panim wanted to speak, but Mrs. Stottle put a finger
up to the younger woman’s mouth.
“I was Miss Meyer back then, and that little girl was born
with a tail. When it fell off that year, it was like that little girl was a
different child.
“And that child, that little girl who went from a moth to a
butterfly over the course of that year, was YOU!”
All of a sudden, the past came into focus for Mrs. Panim.
Mrs. Stottle and Miss Meyer were one and the same person. She was the woman who
helped her during that one very important year when she was growing up, when
she still had a tail that protruded out of her that she was so self conscious
of that she always tried to cover it up as best she could.
She never went swimming, never exposed it to anyone, but
her classmates knew, and she was the victim of taunting and numerous jokes from
both boys and girls.
But then, with Miss Meyer tutoring her, she finally found a
friend, someone who believed in her, and the tail literally fell off.
And Mrs. Panim suddenly remembered Mrs. Stottle’s large
feet, which she always complained about, and how large and sore they seemed to
be.
After that year, she never saw Miss Meyer again. She often
wondered what had happened to her, but it all came to her very quickly …
“Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat
other people the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
“Oh, Miss Meyer … Mrs. Stottle … I so often wondered about
you and what had happened to you,” Mrs., Panim said as she hugged the older
woman.
“Please let me finish my story,” Mrs. Stottle said. “I
tutored kids like you, kids a little bit out of the ordinary, for a number of
years, until my eyesight wouldn’t allow for it anymore. Mr. Stottle eventually
retired, and I am sorry to say he passed away a little while ago.
“But even if I wasn’t teaching, I always renewed my
teaching license, and I still have it. If you allow me to, I will be Abraham
Lincoln Panim’s teacher. He can be home taught, and never have to deal with
those people again.”
Mrs. Panim screamed “Yes!” and that was signaled the
beginning of a new chapter in Abraham Lincoln Panim’s life that was ready to
unfold.
10
Abraham Lincoln Panim was home schooled, and he learned
about the world from Mrs. Stottle. He learned the three R’s from her, and once
he was able to read and write and do basic math, he progressed to social
studies, English, foreign language, and he progressed very quickly.
And as he progressed with his learning, Mrs. Panim also
progressed in her school, rising from a member of the teaching staff to a lead
teacher, then to a guidance counselor, and finally, to the principal’s
position.
Both Mrs. Panim and her son were fast learners, picking up
things quickly, and Mrs. Stottle was more than happy to accommodate each one’s
needs, even as she was herself getting a bit older.
Abraham Lincoln Panim was getting older, but he retained
his rat-like features. Mrs. Stottle tried to get him to be more social, but
even if they went outside to do some schoolwork, he often covered himself up with
a scarf so nobody would see his face.
The boy always waited patiently for his mother to come home
from school, and the two always ventured outside in the darkness, whether to
get some fresh air or to get some exercise or just to talk.
If someone approached, Abraham Lincoln Panim would cover
himself up with his scarf, just to make sure nobody stared at him. Even in the
dark, his features, he felt, could still be seen.
The mother and son often talked when they were together in
the evening when they went out for a stroll.
“Mom, whatever happened to daddy?” Abraham Lincoln Panim
would often ask his mother.
She would always hesitate when he asked the question,
trying to come up with a new answer every time the question was asked. But it
all came down to the very same thing.
“My son, your father was a good man,” she would say. “I
just think that he lost his way, and he will return home to us one day.”
And she would always add, “And he would be so proud of
you!”
When Abraham Lincoln Panim was younger, that response
sufficed, but as he got older, it didn’t do the trick anymore, but he let his
mother say the same thing, because he felt it soothed her own soul.
Abraham Lincoln Panim believed that he knew why his father
never came back home, and he knew the reason was him and the way he looked.
But he would never tell his mother that, because he felt it
would make her sad. But he always asked the question, hoping that one day,
maybe something would be said, something would come out of his mother’s mouth
that would be new, something that he could understand.
Mrs. Panim stayed steadfast to her explanation, and
something different never was spoken about her husband and Abraham Lincoln
Panim’s dad.
But he still asked the question, hoping for a different
answer that he never received.
11
Abraham Lincoln Panim and Mrs. Stottle became an
exceptional learning team, with the boy speeding ahead from his contemporaries
and finishing his public school education at 16 years of age, or two years
ahead of his peers.
But Abraham Lincoln Panim was not up to his peers in other
areas, such as in social situations. And with no father at home, he had many
questions about life, but he felt ill at ease talking about them with Mrs.
Stottle or even with his mother.
During one of their late night strolls, Abraham Lincoln
Panim asked his mother, “How did you and daddy meet, and how did you end up
having me?”
Mrs. Panim stopped in her tracks, and did not know what to
say.
“Well, we met … “ she hesitated. “We met on the street one
day. It was around holiday time, and we were both rushing around at night, and
I guess we didn’t see each other … we bumped into each other, and we both fell
onto the pavement. He was so bundled up with his heavy jacket and scarf, and I
could barely hear him talk, but we kind of fell in love right then and there.”
“When did you get married?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked.
“Oh, it wasn’t for several months later,” Mrs. Panim told
her son. “Daddy always told me over the phone that he had to get things done
first before he could see me again, and I guess that I just fell in love with
his voice, and that he actually paid attention to me. We talked every day on
the phone, but he did not want to see me in person just yet.
“He kept on telling me that he had to get things done so I
would be proud of him, and then one day, he did what he said. He had done
whatever he wanted to do, we met, had a few dates, and finally, we married.”
“And how did you have me, mom?” Alexander Lincoln Panim
asked his mother, and again, she hesitated in her reply.
“For the birds and the bees, you did well in biology, so I
am sure you know how you came about,” she told her son.
“No, I know all about that, but how did you have ME?”
meaning, how did you have a son with a rat face that hated cheese.
It took Mrs. Panim a few moments to come up with an answer,
which became her stock answer whenever the subject would be broached. “We had
you because we loved each other,” and the subject was ended right then and
there until it came up again during one of the mother and son’s night time
walks.
12
Although Alexander Lincoln Panim had earned his high school
diploma, he sought more knowledge. Mrs. Stottle could only provide him just so
much, and Mrs. Panim had her school to run.
Two years had passed, and Abraham Lincoln Panim was now 18
years of age.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim,” said Mrs. Stottle one day when she
and the boy were studying with each other, “there is so much more for you to
learn. You have a high school diploma now, and I really cannot teach you any
more myself.”
“So how am I going to learn more?” asked Abraham Lincoln
Panim, pretty much knowing the answer to his question.
“I will talk it over with your mother, but I believe it is
time for you to venture out into the world, but do it without me or your mother
leading you,” said Mrs. Stottle. “It is time you went to—“
“College?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked, knowing that that
was the answer.
“Yes, that is what I think you have to do,” Mrs. Stottle
said. I mean, I simply cannot teach you what you need to know at this point,
and quite frankly, I am getting a bit older now, and my eyesight and my feet
are not well … maybe you should go out and meet people, make friends, go out
and live your own life.”
“But how can I live my own life—“
“You can, Abraham Lincoln Panim. You might just have to
take the good with the bad, and there is so much more good to higher learning
than bad. I think you should try it, at least try it.
“Remember what I always say, ‘Do unto others as you would
have the do unto you … treat other people the way you would like to be treated
yourself.’
“But Mrs. Stottle—“
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, I do believe it is time for you to
experience the outside world. Don’t equate it what happened to all those years
ago when you were a little boy to now. Colleges have a much more liberal view
of the world and people. I think that you will fit right in. Nobody will notice
you as being odd or different—
“Because you aren’t odd, and you aren’t different.”
Later that day, when Mrs. Panim arrived home from school,
Mrs. Stottle broached the subject to Abraham Lincoln Panim’s mother.
During one of their regular walks in the evening, Mrs.
Panim decided to sit down on one of the benches where they usually took their
walks, which was somewhat unusual, because the mother and son were used to
walking and rarely stopping.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, Mrs. Stottle brought up something
to me today that I have been thinking about a lot lately myself, and that is—“
“Going to college, mom.”
“Yes, and I agree with Mrs. Stottle. It is time you get out
on your own, meet people, and get a higher dose of education.”
“But mom, I don’t know, I haven’t been in school—“
“Yes, for many years, But with Mrs. Stottle’s help, you
were able to learn, and you learned well. You are 18 now, you aren’t a baby
anymore. I think it is high time that you tried to go to a public college.”
“But mom, I still look like a rat.”
“Nobody cares what anyone looks like when you get to
college. And to me, you are very handsome, anyway.”
“Mom, come on, I look … well … different than a lot of
people do.”
“But that is what colleges are for, to blend people from
all different backgrounds into one. I loved college. Maybe you will too.”
“But will college love me?” asked Abraham Lincoln Panim, as
the mother and son left the bench and continued their walk into the moonlight.
That talk signaled the beginning of a new chapter in
Abraham Lincoln Panim’s life that was ready to unfold.
13
With his mother’s help and through some of her high school
connections, Abraham Lincoln Panim became a freshman at the local college, but
he was enrolled in night school, which was his own choice. He simply felt
better taking courses during the evening, and he thought that he could handle
this new challenge better during the evening than during the day, and his
mother agreed.
The new freshman enrolled in liberal arts, and he was sent
off to college by both his mother and Mrs. Panim in the early fall.
“I am so proud of you,” Mrs. Panim said upon his first day
as a college student. “You look just great, and you are going to get in fine
with the other students.”
“They will be so impressed at how smart you are, and I am
sure you will make friends right away,” said Mrs., Stottle.
“I hope so … I am kind of nervous,” Abraham Lincoln Stottle
said to the two ladies, as he headed out the door with his mother, who drove
her son to college on this first day.
The two got into the car and sped off.
“Mom, I am a bit nervous,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said as
the car approached the school. “What do I do, what do I say … ?”
“Just be yourself, and everything will work out fine,”
replied Mrs. Panim, who tried not to show it, but she was as nervous, or even
more nervous, than her son was.
They pulled up to the school, and Mrs., Panim stopped the
car.
“Son, this is it,” Mrs. Panim said.
“Mom, I am so nervous.”
“Try not to be. Be yourself. Be ‘ABRAHAM LINCOLN PANIM,’
and everything will be fine.”
The boy kissed his mother and exited the car. He had a
scarf around his neck, which he lifted over his face, both to protect himself
from the cooler autumn air whisking around the campus and to cover up his face.
As he approached the building, he stood on a long line of
people waiting to get in. He stood on the line, behind a female student.
The female student, long blond hair all bundled up in a
heavy coat, turned to him, and she was wearing dark glasses, and he saw her
with a guide dog. He figured that she was blind. “Man, it is cold out here. I
wish they would open up the door already. I am frozen.”
“Yes, it is a bit cold out here,” Abraham Lincoln Panim
replied, talking through the scarf that was covering his face, all but his
eyes.
“Boy, you must be really cold,” the girl said, reaching out
and feeling his scarf over most of his face. “I wish I had a scarf like that.”
“Well, I … well … I kind of like the scarf around my face.”
“It kind of muffles your voice, I can barely hear you—but
look, the line is finally moving!”
The line moved, and the students went to their classes.
“See you sometime,” the girl said.
“See you around,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said, as he looked
for room 222, the room he needed to get to for his first class.
Finding the room, he walked in, sat down in the back corner
of the class room, but did not take off his coat, nor did he remove his scarf
from his face.
The teacher finally came into the class, a tall, thin man
with practically no hair on his head.
“Hello, I am Mr. Figg, and I am going to be teaching you
English … sir, are you staying for tea or are you about to leave?”
All eyes turned to Abraham Lincoln Panim, still all bundled
up with his jacket on and his scarf being made even tighter as he realized the
teacher was speaking about him.
Abraham Lincoln Panim stood up, took his jacket off, put it
on the back of his chair, but kept his scarf on.
“Sorry, I have a cold and don’t want to pass it on to
anyone else,” he told the class, as sweat poured down from seemingly everywhere
on his body.
The teacher was not paying attention at this point, and the
class began, with Abraham Lincoln Panim continuing to wear his scarf through
this class and into the other classes he took that evening and during that
first week of college.
14
Abraham Lincoln Panim kept his scarf on for the first few
weeks of classes, and when asked why he continued to wear his scarf, he said
that he had a cold, or that he was cold, or he gave any other excuse he could
provide so that the inquirer was at least somewhat satisfied with the answer.
He pretty much kept to himself, so the inquiries weren’t
that many, and that made it easier for him to wear his scarf during classes.
He was also doing very well in his classes, getting mainly
A’s on all of his work.
In between classes, Abraham Lincoln Panim went where most
of his fellow students went, to the cafeteria to take a break and to maybe have
a cup of coffee or eat a sandwich.
As was his norm, Abraham Lincoln Panim went to the
cafeteria, ordered a cup of coffee, and sat alone at a table in the back of the
massive room. He took out his books and studied them, and there generally was
no one around him, as most students on their break sat with others further up
in the room.
One day, Abraham Lincoln Panim followed the same protocol,
but for the first time, he saw a group of fellow students, both male and
female, pulling up some chairs to a nearby table and sitting directly opposite
him.
“Hey, Abie, why don’t you sit with us?” one boy yelled out
to him.
Not ever remembering when he was ever called “Abie”—and not
liking it one bit--Abraham Lincoln Panim briefly looked up from his book.
“Well … I am into studying for that test we have in English
tomorrow … I would like to, but I need to bone up on a few things,” he replied.
“We’ll give you a couple of things to bone up on!” the boy
replied, pointing to a girl who was sitting with him at the table, who Abraham
Lincoln Panim recognized as being the blind girl who spoke with him while he
waited on line during his first day at school. “You can bone up on her!”
The girl pushed the boy away, but he continued what he had
to say.
“Hey Abie, why do you wear that scarf all the time? You
cannot possibly be sick anymore. I am sure you are a very handsome guy, and I
am sure the girls will love you if you just get rid of the scarf.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim briefly looked up, but he did not
respond.
Then the boy asking all the questions came over to him, and
directly addressed him.
“C’mon, Abie, let everyone look at you and see what you
look like!”
Before Abraham Lincoln Panim could do anything, the boy
grabbed his scarf, and began to pull it. Abraham Lincoln Panim tried to hold
back the pulling, but in a few seconds, the scarf was off, and all eyes in the
cafeteria were on him.
“Ha! ‘Eddie Munster’ is back!” the boy yelled, as everyone
saw Abraham Lincoln Panim without his scarf, with his rat face in view.
“Remember me, Abie?”
In horror and trying to cover his face, Abraham Lincoln
Panim looked up at the boy, and who he was came into clear focus to him—it was
the same boy who taunted him in school years earlier, Brandon Hartung, the boy
who years earlier had poured Cheez Whiz all over him to make fun of his rat
face. And he still wore a glove on his right hand.
As seemingly everyone in the cafeteria was laughing at him,
Brandon Hartung ran back to his table, took a slice of pizza with his left hand,
and rubbed it--including both the sauce and cheese--all over Abraham Lincoln
Panim’s head.
Abraham Lincoln Panim, with laughs cascading from one end
of the cafeteria to another, got his things, picked up his scarf from the
floor, and ran out of the cafeteria as quickly as he could. He ran all the way
home.
Abraham Lincoln Panim never attended college again in
person.
15
When he explained to his mother what had happened, Mrs.
Panim tried to console her son.
“Look, it was my fault,” she said to him that night. “I … I
thought that people in college would be a little more open to everybody, no
matter who they were, where they came from—“
“But not for a rat-faced boy like me,” Abraham Lincoln
Panim said. “Mom, please don’t blame yourself. I guess that I am … I guess too
different, with my rat face. That has nothing to do with you.”
No walks were taken that night. Abraham Lincoln Panim was
devastated. He went into his bed, shut off his light, and tossed and turned as
he tried to sleep.
Once he did finally fall asleep, he had some terrible
dreams that night, experiencing what had happened to him over and over and
over, until he woke up in a cold sweat.
Abraham Lincoln Panim thought to himself, “Let me go to the
bathroom. Let me put some cold water on my face, and then maybe I can get back
to sleep.”
This happened for days, if not weeks. Abraham Lincoln Panim
never slept through the night, hounded by his nightmares.
In the meantime, Mrs. Panim arranged with the school to
have her son take his classes at home. Class work was sent to his house via
special delivery, he would do the work, and then whatever he did was sent back
to the teacher for grading.
He took all his tests at home, and was able to complete his
coursework in about two years. Mrs. Stottle helped him with some things, but he
generally did all the coursework himself.
At age 20, Abraham Lincoln Panim received his bachelor of
arts degree in the mail. He did not attend any ceremonies, although his mother
and Mrs. Stottle arranged a little party for him when he received his diploma.
“Son, you have done a great job getting that diploma,” Mrs.
Panim said. “And you really earned it, studied hard, and you have made me so,
so proud.”
She then brought out a big ice cream cake with the
inscription “Congratulations to the Graduate!” and placed it on a table in the
living room, and Mrs. Stottle began to cut the cake.
“You have done a great job,” Mrs. Stottle said, but she
looked wobbly as she cut the cake.
She fell backward on the floor, and with his mom trying to
revive the older woman, Abraham Lincoln Panim called 911.
The EMTs came and put Mrs. Stottle on a stretcher as his ice
cream graduation cake melted off the table and dripped onto the floor.
16
Abraham Lincoln Panim and his mother knew the end was near
for Mrs. Stottle when the EMTs carried her out of their house, and later that
night, Mrs. Panim received a phone call from the hospital, telling them that
Mrs. Stottle had passed away.
The hospital called the Panims because they had tried to
locate any family for Mrs. Stottle, and could locate no one. Mrs. Stottle had
no family, and Abraham Lincoln Panim and Mrs. Panim were the only “family” she
had.
“We have one question for you,” said the hospital worker
making the call to Mrs. Panim.
“I will try to answer it if I can,” Mrs. Panim sobbed
through her tears.
“Well, it is not really a question, but it is … Look … I
don’t know how to say this … I don’t want to be crass, but we are going to have
to move the body to a funeral home soon … but please, can you come over here,
right now? It is of utmost importance that you do.”
“Well, yes, we have to make arrangements, but it is so
late—“
“Please m’am, please come over here as soon as you can.”
Mrs. Panim woke up Abraham Lincoln Panim, who wasn’t really
sleeping, but thinking about Mrs. Stottle and praying that she would be OK,
even though he knew that she was really sick.
The two of them dressed, and went directly to the hospital.
They were shown the room Mrs. Stottle was in, and they approached where the
older woman was, in a bed near the room’s one small window.
As they approached, with tears falling down both of their
faces, they saw that Mrs. Stottle was covered up by her bed blanket from nearly
head to toe.
An attendant came into the room and saw Abraham Lincoln
Panim and Mrs., Panim at Mrs. Stottle’s bedside. As the attendant approached,
so did a few nurses and doctors, all crowding around the bed.
The attendant said, “Thanks so much for coming here so
quickly. I mean, you really needed to come here as quickly as possible.
“Why? Does she have to be moved immediately?” Mrs. Panim
asked. “I mean, couldn’t this have waited a little bit? It happened just so
suddenly … it is so early in the morning—“
One of the doctors stepped forward.
“No, it had nothing to do with that, It had to do with … I
mean, I guess we have some questions … maybe you know something—“
Through his scarf which was over his mouth, Abraham Lincoln
Panim said, “Please get to the point. Why were we called and asked to come over
so quickly?”
The doctor approached the bed and grabbed the end of the
bed sheet covering Mrs. Stottle.
“I … well … .”
He lifted the bed sheet, and exposed Mrs. Stottle’s feet.
To various gasps, Abraham Lincoln Panim and his mother saw
the exposed feet, and looked at each other.
What the Panims saw were two hooves, much like a horse’s
hooves, protruding from Mrs. Stottle under the bed sheets.
17
Abraham Lincoln Panim and Mrs. Panim made sure Mrs. Stottle
had a proper burial at a local cemetery, and even had a custom headstone made
for her.
It read:
“To a saint of a woman.
A true educator, teacher, companion and friend.
Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat other people
the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
The Panims had lost a true friend, and after a period of
mourning, it was time to move on. Mrs. Stottle would have wanted them to do
just that.
Mrs. Panim went back to school, but it was now time for
Abraham Lincoln Panim to decide what he wanted to do with the rest of his life,
and do it without the guidance of Mrs. Stottle, the one friend he had in all
the world.
He looked through the want ads in the local newspaper, but
always thought that nobody would hire him because of his rat face. He couldn’t
keep his scarf on indefinitely, and one day, whoever hired him would find out,
and he wouldn’t last very long at any job because of that rat face and the
embarrassment it would cause for him.
One day, during their evening walk, Mrs. Panim asked
Abraham Lincoln Panim about his future.
“So, what do you think you would like to do with your
life?” she asked. “I know you have been looking at the want ads in the
newspaper.”
“Yes, I have,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said. “But once they
find out about me, who is going to hire me? And if they hire me, once they find
out, I will be shown the door.”
“Maybe I can help you,” Mrs. Panim said to her son. “Let me
make some calls, do some work on it. Give me a few days.”
Mrs. Panim was tired that particular evening, and she proceeded
to go back to the house, but Abraham Lincoln Panim decided to continue his
walk, as in the corner of his eye, he had seen someone nearby who interested
him.
A long and lean girl with long blond hair had passed him
any amount of times while on his late walk, and this time, he saw her sit down
on a bench. He also saw her trusty dog with her, a dog which always seemed to
accompany her when she did her running.
As she was already sitting, and it wasn’t very far away,
Abraham Lincoln Panim approached the bench and sat down at the other end of it.
“Nice night out here,” he said to the girl, hoping against
hope that she would reply.
“Yes, it is beautiful out here, perfect for me and my
friend here to do our running,” the girl replied, but she did not look at
Abraham Lincoln Panim when they spoke.
Abraham Lincoln Panim saw that the girl never looked at him
as they continued to converse, and he asked about her dog.
“It is a seeing eye dog. He helps me to see,” the girl
said, and it finally dawned on Abraham Lincoln Panim that the girl could not
see, and was blind, and was the same girl that he had met when he went to
school, and that she was friendly with Brandon Hartung.
“He helps me to maneuver around here, and not bump into
anything or anybody,” she told Abraham Lincoln Panim.
“You mean, you can’t see anything?” he asked, as if he
didn’t already know that she was blind.
“No, I can’t. I never have been able to see anything, and
little Snuff here helps me out, helps me get from one place to another.”
The dog than nudged the girl as Abraham Lincoln Panim moved
his scarf a little bit away from his face.
“You know, I kind of know you from school,” he said to her.
“I met you on the line the first day, we were on the line together--”
“Yes, I thought your voice sounded familiar,” the girl said
as she got up from the bench.
“Ooh, it is time for me to run a little more, and then I
have to go back home.”
As she began to run, she said, “Nice meeting you, again,” and
began to run with her dog seemingly leading the way.
“What’s your name?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked, but she
was too far away and did not respond.
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to sit on the park bench
for a few minutes as people moved about. He wasn’t the only one taking it easy
on one of the benches, as he saw a few benches down, out of the corner of his
eye, that there was what he thought was an older woman sitting, too.
He got up from the bench, instinctively looked a few
benches down, but the woman was gone, almost as quickly as he had seen her.
Abraham Lincoln Panim went home after that, and he had a
lot on his mind.
Mrs. Stottle was still on his mind, and what about his
future?
And what about the girl. Would he see her again?
18
Abraham Lincoln Panim thought about his future quite a bit
during the next several weeks. He also went for walks at night, every night, in
hopes of meeting up with the girl he had met running during the evening.
He went on these walks many times without his mother, who
was busy with school affairs for a few weeks and came home late and exhausted.
And since he was hoping to meet the girl who was running
each night, he was kind of happy that his mother was too busy with schoolwork
to accompany him. He was a little embarrassed, and he didn’t want his mother to
know.
Abraham Lincoln Panim met with the girl just about every
night for the next few weeks or so, as she ran every night, and he could pretty
much figure out when she would stop for a rest, at the same place and time each
and every night.
“How are you doing tonight?” he asked her as she took her
regular break during one of those nights.
“I am doing fine,” she replied. “How are you doing?”
“I am OK,” he replied. “It seems to be a little cool
outside tonight, and it looks like we are getting a lot of clouds up in the
sky. Maybe we are going to get rain.”
“I think we are going to get rain too. I can’t see them,
but my bones ache a little bit more when I am running when the weather is like
it is, and my pal here”—pointing to her dog—“he kind of gets a little more
steady when he is running with me. He doesn’t want me to stumble and fall.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim nodded approval, even though he
realized that the girl could not see him.
“Well, look, since I think it is going to rain, I better
get moving,” the girl said to Abraham Lincoln Panim. “I guess I will see you
around.”
As she got up and started to run, Abraham Lincoln Panim
remembered that he had wanted to ask her name, but as she ran away, he decided
to put off the formal introduction for another night, something he had done
since he met her. He had never had the nerve to ask her name, and she never
asked him for his name.
As he got up from the bench, he once again saw what he
thought was an older woman sitting a few benches down from him. When he started
to walk home, he turned to see the woman again, but once again, she was not
there. He didn’t think much of it, and went home.
As for the girl, he thought, “Another night won’t matter
much,” he thought, and he headed home in the darkness as raindrops began to
fall from the moonlit sky.
19
He arrived home after the walk, and his mother was sitting
at the kitchen table, which had papers all around on it, work that Mrs. Panim
was doing when her son arrived.
She pushed everything aside when he came in the door.
“Son, please sit down here. I need to talk to you,” she
said.
Abraham Lincoln Panim took a seat.
“What’s up mom?” he asked her.
“Have you given any thought to what you are going to do
with your life?” she asked him. “Mrs. Stottle isn’t around anymore, and while I
am at work, all that you do is putter around the house. You don’t really do
much until the evening, when you take your walk.”
“I have given it some thought, but I really don’t know,” he
replied. “Who is going to have me with my rat face?”
“Well, for now, I think I might have something for you,”
she replied. “I pulled a couple of strings, and I think I have a job for
you—right in my school.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim stopped right in his tracks. “In your
school? What could I possibly do in your school?”
“You can substitute teach in my school,” she said. “Look,
it could be a good job for you, get your confidence up, put you in front of people
and the rest of the world.”
“But subbing? Mom—“
“It is steady work, you can work five days a week, make
some money, maybe eventually get your teaching credentials and become a regular
teacher. I think it might be a good thing for you.”
“But mom, with my rat face—“
“The kids won’t know and won’t care. And you can wear the
scarf if you like, no kid is going to tell a teacher what to wear.”
“But being a sub—“
“Look, we are in dire need of substitute teachers. I
thought you would be a good fit. You are young, out of work with no job … you
can pick up the curriculum pretty well, and I am sure the kids will like you
once they get to know you.”
“But mom—“
“Look, Abraham Lincoln Panim. I pulled a lot of strings to
get you this opportunity. It is the best I can do. But if you don’t want it—“
Abraham Lincoln Panim hesitated. “Well … when do I start?”
he asked.
“You can begin on Monday. I have classes that desperately
need a sub, someone like you. It might be a job, but it might also be fun.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim nodded in agreement, but he thought
that somehow, this job would be anything but what his mother said it would be.
Mrs. Panim and her son arrived at school on Monday, and
both went to the main office, which was a beehive of activity, with people
moving about, doing their jobs as the school week was ready to begin.
“Attention, everyone,” Mrs. Panim said. “I want you to meet
‘Mr. Abraham.’ He is going to be doing some subbing at the school, so I want
you to get to know him.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim, tightened up on his scarf, which was
already pulled tightly around his face. He did not know that he was going to be
“Mr. Abraham,” and not be introduced as the principal’s son.
Mrs. Panim riffled through some papers on the desk in the
main office.
A woman came up to Mrs. Panim, and handed her some additional
papers.
“Sol is out again. He just can’t kick that cough,” the
woman said as she handed the papers to Mrs. Panim. “He such a great teacher, I
hope he won’t be out too long.”
Mrs. Panim looked at the papers. “Oh, I see Mr. Praeger is
going to be out today. Yes, I remember, he came in with a terrible cough the
other day, and I figured he had a really bad cold.”
She then addressed her son. ‘Mr. Abraham,’ that is the
class that you are going to be substitute teaching for today and as long as Mr.
Praeger is out.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim took a big gulp, not at first
realizing that his mother was addressing him as “Mr. Abraham.”
“OK, where do I have to go and what do I have to do?” he said
as he pulled his scarf even tighter to his face.
As ‘Mr. Abraham’ and his mother left the main office, a few
teachers had been checking their mail, and one male teacher turned around to
another and said, in a hushed tone, “So this kid is taking over for Praeger …
nobody really takes over for Praeger, you know. We’ll make this kid feel sooooo
welcome here.”
The two laughed and continued to look through their mail.
“Just follow the substitute teacher instructions that are
in the upper draw of his desk, and don’t forget to take attendance,” Mrs. Panim
told her son as they walked to the room together. “Remember, there will be a
couple of students who will think that today is a holiday because their regular
teacher is out. Let them know that you are their teacher for now, and that they
should pay attention.”
They climbed up the staircase together, and arrived at room
222. As they opened the door, students were milling about in the room as they
entered.
“Hi, Mrs. Panim,” said a girl who was sitting in the front
row near the door.
“Hello, Melissa,” Mrs. Panim replied. “How is your brother
doing?”
“Oh, he is doing fine. He is out of school now, and he is
looking for work. Maybe he can work here?”
Mrs. Panim did not answer as she walked to the front of the
class with her son in tow. She cleared her throat and everyone stopped what
they were doing.
“Class, Mr. Praeger is out today. He might be out for a day
or two, and while he is out, I want you to give Mr. Pa … err … ‘Mr. Abraham’ … all
the respect and attention that he deserves as your teacher.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim was still not comfortable being
called “Mr. Abraham,’ and while he was still pretty nervous, he figured that it
was better off that his mother did not want the class to know that he was her
son, or at least related to him.
He would have liked to have been called “Mr. Panim,”
another name that he had never heard before, but he understood why it was
better being known as “Mr. Abraham,” in the school at this moment.
He moved to a spot behind the desk as Mrs. Panim was
exiting the room.
“Remember students, please give Mr. Abraham your utmost
respect,” she said, the door closing behind her as the class said in unison,
“Yes, Mrs. Panim.”
As the door closed, all the students in the class were
sitting in their seats, but within a few seconds, all the students got up and
began to mingle like they did before Mrs. Panim and Abraham Lincoln Panim
entered the classroom.
Abraham Lincoln Panim was too busy to notice. He nervously
ruffled some papers as he looked for the class roll, and then he turned around,
wrote his name “Mr. Abraham” on the blackboard, and he located the class roll.
“OK, class, I have to take the class roll. Is Michael Anton
here?”
Before Michael Anton could answer, Melissa stood up from
her desk.
“Don’t tell him anything,” she blurted out. “He is only a
sub.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim heard this, and he said, “Listen, the
faster I get this done, the faster I can get on with the lesson for the day …
Mr. Praeger left some things here that I need to do with you.”
“I’m Michael Anton,” a boy in the back of the room said,
and as Abraham Lincoln Panim read down the roll, some students said they were
here, others just ignored him.
“Look, if you are here, and I mark you absent, you know
that the office is going to check you out and find out where you were when you
were supposed to be in class, so you might as well answer that you are here.”
Some students who didn’t answer before when their names
were called finally told Abraham Lincoln Panim that they were, in fact, in the
class, while others simply decided not too, with the continued urging of
Melissa.
“Don’t tell him anything. He is just a sub and we will
never see him again,” she continued to tell the class.
Abraham Lincoln Panim remembered that his mother, while
entering the class, called this girl “Melissa,” so he knew she was present even
though she never told him that she was there. He just looked up the name
“Melissa” and put a check mark by her name. Others he knew he missed, but after
asking them to tell them they were there, if they refused, that was going to be
their problem.
Abraham Lincoln Panim put away the roll book in the desk,
and then he became “Mr. Abraham” as he addressed the class.
“OK, I think I have everyone. Today, Mr. Praeger wanted us
to start off with a spelling test, so let’s get that out of the way.”
The class let out a collective groan, but most of the
students finally sat down and took out their composition books to take the
test.
“OK, the way that Mr. Praeger does it is that he asks you
to spell the word, and if you can also put the word into a proper sentence, you
get a bonus, so the first word is ‘discover.’”
Most of the class started to write down the word in their
books, and tried to use it in a sentence.
Melissa raised her hand. Abraham Lincoln Panim turned
toward her.
“Yes, your name is Melissa, right?”
“Mr. Abraham, why do you wear that scarf around your face
so tight like that?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim stumbled over the words to answer her
as quickly as he could.
“Well, you see, Mr. Praeger is sick, and some of his germs
might be all over the material he left for me to do with you, so I am just
taking an extra precaution. I don’t want to get sick … and then you would have
a sub for the sub!”
The class laughed, and Melissa, evidently satisfied with
his answer, started to write in her composition book.
Abraham Lincoln Panim went through the words in the test
after that, one after another, and he then collected all of the students’ test
sheets.
The morning of Abraham Lincoln Panim’s first day as “Mr.
Lincoln,” the substitute teacher, went pretty well after that, with lesson
after lesson completed.
It went so well that when the lunch bell rang, Abraham
Lincoln Panim did not know that so much time had passed as the students got up
from their desks and exited the room.
As Abraham Lincoln Panim sat at his desk and the students
exited the room, he looked out at the empty room, breathed a sigh of relief,
and took out his own lunch from a big pocket in his jacket.
“Maybe this won’t be so bad after all,” he thought to
himself, as he also left the room and went to the teacher’s room, which was
right down the hall from the classroom.
He entered, and a group of teachers were chatting as he came
into the room.
“Hi, my name is ‘Abraham’ and I just took over Mr.
Praeger’s class while he is out sick,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said as he looked
for a place to sit down and eat his lunch.
Most of the teachers completely ignored him, continuing
their chatting without taking a breath.
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat down on a couch in the room where
he could find some space, took out his lunch, and read over a few papers for
his class.
One teacher, a short, stubby looking man with thick
glasses, broke away from the chirping teachers and sat down next to “Mr.
Abraham.”
“You are new to the school, aren’t you?” asked the teacher.
“My name is Mr. Sedall, Joe, and I hear that you are taking over Praeger’s
class while he is out.”
“Nice to meet you,” said Abraham Lincoln Panim, as he
extended his hand to shake Mr. Sedall’s hand, but the teacher never extended
his hand to him. “Mr. Abraham” drew his hand back as quickly as he had extended
it.
“What’s your background?” Mr. Sedall asked Abraham Lincoln
Panim as “Mr. Abraham” withdrew his hand in response to Mr. Sedall.
“Well, I graduated—“
“You know that Praeger, even if he is an old coot, is
really a great teacher, you know.”
“Yes, I have heard that he is a fine teacher. But let me
tell you about—“
“He has been here for such a long time, and I know that he
has probably gotten pneumonia again. He gets it every so often, and we love Sol
as a teacher here.”
“Yes, I have heard that. But let me answer—“
“Well, you are young, and I know you are looking for a
teaching job, but just let’s get things straight,” Mr. Sedall firmly stated. “That
is Praeger’s job. You are just a sub, nothing but a sub. That is not really
your class.”
“I never said it was,” said Abraham Lincoln Panim, pulling
up his scarf as he was getting a bit nervous about what was happening.
Mr. Sedall smiled as he got up from the couch.
“So, you are just going to be here for a little while, and
let’s be on the same page, OK?”
“I don’t know about the future, but right now, I am
teaching these students—“
“You are nothing but a sub,” Mr. Sedall repeated, through
his smile and clenched teeth. “And I have one more question to ask you.
“What is with that scarf over your mouth? What gives with that?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim heard the chatting teachers start to
laugh. He got up, and left the room, went back to the classroom, and finished
his lunch there.
He vowed never to tell his mother about what had happened
in the teacher’s room. “I will take care of it myself,” he thought.
20
Abraham Lincoln Panim got through that first day, and when
his mother arrived home an hour later, she had some good news for him.
“Mr. Praeger will be out for at least the rest of the week,
so you are going to sub that class through Friday,” she told him.
“Thanks for letting me know, Mom,” he replied. “I know it
is a job, but can I actually have fun while working? Is that something that is
OK?”
“Yes it is,” she replied. “If you enjoy your job, if you
love your job, it is almost not like a job. It is almost as if you are being
paid to do something that you really like to do.”
And the next few days went quickly. He would enter the
room, the students would be milling about, and he always saw Melissa talking
very actively with a few students surrounding her each and every day.
And each and every day she asked “Mr. Abraham” why he wore
a scarf so tightly around his face. And Abraham Lincoln Panim had the same
answer for her each and every day: “I don’t want to get sick, because then, you
would have a sub for a sub.”
The students didn’t laugh as hard as they did the first
time that he said this, but his reply always seemed to quiet the class down,
including Melissa, who after hearing his reply, went back to her schoolwork.
The days went by quickly for Abraham Lincoln Panim, and the
class was getting to know him better as he was getting to know them.
Mr. Praeger had called in a few assignments for the class
to do while he was convalescing, and “Mr. Abraham” and the class got through
them.
Melissa and the other students would ask at times why “Mr.
Abraham” wore his scarf all the time, but other than that, everything went
pretty well with the students.
Although Abraham Lincoln Panim had vowed not to go to the
teacher’s room ever again after his previous episode with Mr. Sedall, he
decided late in the week to give it another try, and at lunch, he lumbered over
to the room, opened the door, and sat in the same place on the same couch that
he used during his previous time there.
He just planned to sit there quietly, eat his lunch, and go
back to his class after lunch.
Again, a group of teachers were chatting amongst
themselves, and again, Mr. Sedall broke away from the group and sat next to
“Mr. Abraham” as he had done the previous time.
“You know, it is easier to eat your lunch if you take the
scarf off your face,” Mr. Sedall said.
“Well … I keep the scarf on because of germs,” Abraham
Lincoln Panim said. “I guess I am something of a—“
“Something of a rat-faced guy?” the teacher asked, as the
other teachers in the room laughed as Abraham Lincoln Panim pulled his scarf up
even tighter over his face.
“We did some snooping around. You are Mrs. Panim’s kid, and
we remember that when you were born, you looked just like a rat,” said the
teacher. “Do you still look like that? I guess it is good to be the principal’s
son. How else would you get this job, or ANY job?”
The other teachers laughed as Abraham Lincoln Panim got up,
took his lunch, and proceeded back to his classroom, entering it, closing the
door, and sitting at his desk.
He vowed right then and there, once again, to not tell his
mother what had happened, but he learned a lesson:
“I will not go into that room with the other teachers ever
again,” he said to himself. “I am going to make this work.”
Friday came, and the day began as any other day did, with
the class roll being taken, and more and more students were answering that they
were present. “Mr. Abraham” was beginning to recognize names, so even if they
didn’t answer, he had a good sense of who was there and who was not.
An extra bonus on this particular Friday was that on
Monday, there was no school, as it was a day off leading to several other days
off during the winter mid-semester break.
The school would be closed a week, and Abraham Lincoln
Panim would have a full week to feel good about what he was doing, and a full
week to find out where he was needed in the school next.
21
The weekend went by quickly for Abraham Lincoln Panim, and
the glow of his first real workweek was still as bright as could be.
Once the school reopened, he and Mrs. Panim went to school
together, as they had the previous week, and the mother and son both went to
the office together as they had the previous week.
As they entered, Mr. Panim went directly to the front desk,
as her son strode in behind her.
“Oh, it looks like you have the same assignment as last
week, as the regular teacher is still out,” she told her son. “He might be out
just today, but whatever the case, it’s your class again.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim smiled under his scarf, because he
knew if he could handle the assignment one week, he certainly could do it
again, for however long it took.
And this time, he went up to the room himself.
He opened the door, and as has been the norm from his first
day, the students were milling about the room. As “Mr. Abraham” walked into the
room, Melissa, who had a crowd around her, opened her eyes even wider than they
normally were.
“Good morning, Mr. Abraham,” she said. “I guess you are
going to be our sub again?”
“That’s right, I am going to be your teacher again,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to her as he confidently
strode to the desk, and started to read the roll call of students in the class,
one after the other.
“Melissa—“
“Oh yes, Mr. Abraham, I am here. I wouldn’t miss today’s
class for anything with you here,” she said in a snickering tone, as the rest
of the class giggled along with her.
“Mr. Abraham” simply passed by her remark and continued to
read off the roll. When he was finished, he began to write some lessons on the
blackboard, turning his back to the class.
As he turned his back to the class, Melissa quietly turned
to the rest of the class, shook her head, and nearly all of them shook their
own heads too.
The morning went quickly for “Mr. Abraham” and his class.
He did all the lessons that needed to be done, collected some homework he had
given them, and it quickly reached the lunch hour.
“OK, class, we will pick up on this after lunch,” Abraham
Lincoln Panim said as the bell rang for the lunch break. When the bell rang,
all the students got up from their seats and left the class pretty much in
unison.
“See you after lunch,” Melissa said, laughing with some of
her classmates as they left the classroom.
When no one was in the class except for him, Abraham
Lincoln Panim took out his lunch and began to eat, and think a bit.
“Maybe I can make a real go at this,” he said. “Maybe I
have found something that I can do for a long time.”
22
The students filed back into the classroom pretty quickly
after the lunch break, and as usual, they were led by Melissa, who took her
usual seat, the first seat by the door in the first row.
“Good afternoon, Mr. Abraham,” she said, with even more of
a perk in her speech than normal. “It is so good to see you again after a nice
lunch break.”
“It is good to see you, Melissa, and your classmates here,”
“Mr. Abraham” replied. “We have plenty to do this afternoon, so let’s dive
right into it.”
Melissa nodded over to another student seated next to her,
and whispered, “Sure, he is going to be taking a dive, all right.” The other
student smiled, nodding in agreement.
“Mr. Abraham” began the afternoon lessons, and the day went
quickly for Abraham Lincoln Panim, as the clock quickly got closer to the 3
p.m. end of the school day time.
During the arithmetic part of the lesson, “Mr. Abraham”
turned to the class as he finished writing on the blackboard.
“Does everyone understand this?” he asked, looking around
the room. “It is getting late in the day, we only have a few minutes left, so
if there is anyone not understanding this, we need to talk about it—“
“I’m not sure about it,” said Melissa as she raised her
hand to get “Mr. Abraham’s attention. Responding to her plea for help, Abraham
Lincoln Panim walked over to her, anticipating her questions.
“What seems to be the matter, what’s the problem?” he
asked, as he bent down to see Melissa’s work.
“I don’t know, what is the problem?” Melissa asked, as she
yanked on Abraham Lincoln Panim’s scarf, which went from being held tightly
around his face to falling on the floor, revealing his secret to the entire
class.
“My brother said it was you!” Melissa screeched “You are
that rat-faced guy that my brother told me about. You have a rat face! And you
hate cheese!”
The class laughed, and Abraham Lincoln Panim bent to the
floor to quickly retrieve his pulled-off scarf.
And as he was doing this, he realized … Melissa Hartung was
Brandon Hartung’s younger sister, the very person who had terrorized him when
he was in nursery school and when he was in college.
“Not only did my brother warn me about you, but Mr. Sedall
said you were the rat-faced guy!” Melissa bragged to the class. “They both knew
what they were talking about—you are a rat face!”
“Rat face! Rat face! Rat face!” the class yelled almost in
unison, and Abraham Lincoln Panim was only saved by the 3:00 p.m. bell that
rang.
The class filed past him as he was still on the floor,
trying to cover his face with his scarf.
He sat there as the last child filed out of the room.
23
“Mom, I can never, ever go back there,” Abraham Lincoln
Panim told his mother that evening. “How can I face the kids, now that they
know I have a rat face? How can I go back?
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, I just don’t know,” said Mrs.
Panim. “Maybe it will be better that they know what you really look like and
who you really are. You won’t have to disguise yourself anymore. It is all out
in the open now.”
“But mom, the shame … the shame of it all. They will
constantly make fun of me. And Melissa Hartung … I will never hear the end of
it from that girl, never. And I won’t ever hear the end of it from Brandon
Hartung, either. We seem to always meet up, one way or the other. Having his sister
in the class—“
“Look, the regular teacher of that class has pneumonia. We
just found out about it today. We have no one else to cover for that class for
as long as he will be out. We have you. We have so few substitute teachers with
all the budget cuts we have been through.
“You are competent, you know what you are doing. We haven’t
had one single complaint from either the kids or the parents about you.
“Son, we really need you to continue teaching that class,
at least until their regular teacher returns. I mean, I cannot imagine what you
went through, but we absolutely need you to cover that class.”
“But mom—“
“Please give it some thought. You are doing so well that
maybe, just maybe, you can even become a regular teacher.”
“With my rat face, I can’t do anything right.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim grabbed his coat and his scarf and
abruptly left the house, slamming the door on the way out. He needed to think,
and since it was nearing the evening, he decided to take his usual walk, this
time alone.
“I just don’t know what to do,” he thought to himself as he
neared the usual area where he would take his evening walk.
He sat down at his usual bench, and the moonlight framed
him as he sat, and sat some more, more sitting than most times when he ventured
out of the house during the evening.
He closed his eyes, not to sleep but to think.
After a long while, with his eyes still closed, he heard
some footsteps approaching him, and after opening his eyes, he saw that it was
the blind girl that he had met at school with her dog. She sat down on the
bench, and she and Abraham Lincoln Panim began talking.
“What’s your name? Funny, all the times that we have met
here to chat, and seen each other in school, well, I never got your name.”
“Oh, sorry, it’s Ariel.”
“That’s a pretty name. My name is—“
“And my dog’s name is Snuff.”
“Oh, that is nice. I … my name is—“
And just then, Abraham Lincoln Panim could see in the
moonlight a figure coming toward them, a male figure, who was walking and then
started to run as he got closer to them.
“Hey Ariel, who is this guy? Is he bothering you?” screamed
the man as he approached the bench, not seeing clearly who it was.
“Is this the guy who has been hitting on you for the past
couple of weeks?” the man said, as he got closer and saw that it was Abraham
Lincoln Panim.
“So, it is old Abie, the rat-faced boy,” the man said, and
Abraham Lincoln Panim could now see clearly who it was.
“My sister told me all about you in school, when she pulled
off that idiotic scarf you had on, and that the entire class knows that you
have a rat face.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim could now clearly see that it was
Brandon Hartung—along with his right gloved hand--in the moonlight.
“Well, stay away from my girl,” Brandon said, as he pulled
up Ariel from the bench with his left hand, and as Snuff scowled.
“No, Brandon, no … he isn’t bothering me … stop, you’re
hurting me!” Ariel protested.
“Sorry, ‘Eddie Munster,’ you aren’t getting my girl. Stay
away and stay away for good or your rat face will meet my fist!” Brandon yelled
as he dragged Ariel away from the bench. “Maybe once my fist hits your face it
will be an improvement!”
Abraham Lincoln Panim watched Brandon and Ariel and Snuff move
on into the distance, moving further away from him as he watched them fade into
the mist.
He shook his head as they faded into the distance, and once
again, he saw the older woman sitting down a few benches down from where he was.
He saw her, and then when he got up-from the bench, and he looked again, she
was gone.
24
Abraham Lincoln Panim went home after the incident with
Brandon and Ariel, still not sure about what to do at school.
He took out his key, opened the door to the house, and made
a bee line directly to his bedroom. He prepared for bed, and crawled into it.
With the lights off, he was still able to see a framed picture of a smiling Mrs.
Stottle that he had on the desk in his room.
“If Mrs. Stottle was still around, what would she tell me
to do?” he thought, as he finally dozed off.
He had a rough night, the worst that he could ever
remember. He tossed and turned and had visions of Brandon and Ariel jumping
back and forth in his nightmares.
He heard the taunts from Brandon--“rat-faced boy” and
“Eddie Munster”--constantly in his nightmares, and he tossed and turned all
night.
He also saw bright lights as he slept, going off and on
constantly, and loud noises, not lightning and thunder but something bright and
very loud, hurting both his closed eyes and ears.
And Abraham Lincoln Panim also saw himself with his rat
face and without his rat face, as both images flashed off and on during the
intensity of the nightmare.
The intensity of his nightmare was so much that night that
he ended up falling out of the bed onto the floor.
He woke up, lying on the floor, and in the pitch black of
night, he felt he needed to go to the bathroom and put cold water on his face.
He went to the bathroom with the lights out, reached out for the faucet, put on
the cold water, and cupped his hands so that he could gather water, which he
threw on his face.
Abraham Lincoln Panim felt the cool water on his face, and
then decided to take a drink of the cool water to try to further calm himself down.
He reached for the cup dispenser on the wall, pulled out a cup from its bottom,
and filled up the cup with water.
He took a drink of the cool water, stood there for a
moment, and then dropped the cup where he thought the trash can was. He heard
the cup hit the floor.
He bent down to pick it up, but could not find it, so he
stood up, turned on the light, found the cup and put it in the trash can.
He stood up, intending to put more cold water on his face.
He turned on the faucet, cupped some water in his hands, splashed it on his
face, and looked in the mirror to see how he looked after another splash of
water.
He looked, was ready to walk away, but did a double take,
and looked in the mirror again.
He stared into the mirror for a couple of seconds and saw
his face. It was rid of any semblance of his former rat face. His nose was
smaller, there were no whiskers coming out of the sides of his lip, and his
mouth and teeth were straight and normal.
He peeled away the top of his pajamas, and saw that there
was on hair at all where it had been before.
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to stare into the mirror,
looking at his new countenance with astonishment.
“This has got to be part of a nightmare,” he thought to
himself. “This isn’t me. This can’t be me.”
He continued to stare into the mirror, shook his head a few
times, and then went to bed.
“Let me get through this nightmare,” he thought to himself,
and then went into a deep sleep.
As opposed to his initial sleep that evening, this one was
a calm one, a good one, a restful one.
25
Abraham Lincoln Panim got up from sleep, and walked into
the bathroom, taking his day’s clothes with him, pretty much forgetting about
his “nightmare” from his sleep time.
He did what he always did each morning, prepare for his
shower, step into the bathtub to take the shower, and when it was over, turning
off the water and coming out of the tub, wiping himself down.
Abraham Lincoln Panim put on his underclothes and then,
finally, looked into the mirror, still not remembering his “nightmare” from
that evening’s sleep time.
He peered into the mirror, looked real hard and long, and
saw his new features.
“That’s me!” he screamed.
“Anything the matter?” Mrs. Panim chirped from outside the
bathroom.
Abraham Lincoln Panim stood there without a sound.
“Abraham Lincoln Panm? Anything wrong in there?” his mother
now yelled.
“No … mom … nothing … is wrong,” Abraham Lincoln Panim
finally responded. “Everything is right!” as he continued to stare in the
mirror with glee at his new countenance.
He got fully dressed in the bathroom, not once taking his
eyes off of the mirror.
“I do look so good now, I can’t believe it,” he said to
himself. “I look better than I ever dreamed I could look. I am actually
handsome … so handsome—“
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, why are you taking so much time in
the bathroom today?” his mother asked, this time from outside the door. “You
are going to school today, aren’t you?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim, continuing to look at himself in the
mirror, took some extra moments to respond.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim—did you hear what I said?” his
mother asked again.
“Umm … yes, everything is good.”
“So are you going to school today? Are you going to teach
that class?”
“Umm … oh yes, am I going to teach that class!”
“That is what I am asking you.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to stare at himself in the
mirror.
“Yes, mom, I mean, yes, I am going to teach that class!” he
blurted out.
“Great. Are you coming out of the bathroom now?
Abraham Lincoln Panim was done dressing, but not done
admiring himself in the mirror.
“My, I think I am about the most handsome man I have ever
seen,” he thought to himself. “No more rat-faced boy for me!”
He picked up his scarf, looked at it a few times, and
decided to put it around his face as he normally would do.
“It’s not the right time to tell mom about what happened,”
he thought to himself as he finally emerged from the bathroom, all dressed and
ready to go for the day at school.
He exited the bathroom, and went to the kitchen to eat
breakfast. His mother came to the kitchen a few minutes later, and stared at
her son as he ate some cereal.
“Why do you have your scarf on now?” she said to him,
pointing out that at home, he rarely wore his scarf.
“Just getting ready for the day,” Abraham Lincoln Panim
said, as he looked up from his breakfast, and sported a wide grin from under
his scarf that only he knew about.
26
Mrs. Panim and her son arrived at school that morning, and
as usual, the two entered the main office together. The principal sifted
through her usual papers that she received each morning.
“Oh, I see that they want me at the district headquarters
today,” she said to a woman behind the front desk and to her son. “I guess I
better be going there now, it looks like an all-day thing. Claire, can you call
them and tell them I will be there right away?”
The woman nodded in agreement, and sat down at her desk and
made the call as “Mr. Abraham” signed in and went directly to his class.
He opened the door of the room, went directly to the desk,
sat down, and thought for a moment.
“Do I take off my scarf right away and show how things have
changed, or do I give these kids the shock of their lives by putting that off a
bit?” he thought.
Abraham Lincoln Panim decided to keep the scarf on for now,
and went through some work on his desk as the bell rung to begin the day. His
class soon filed into the room, led, as usual, by Melissa, who did a
double-take when she came into the room.
“Mr. … Mr. … umm—“
“Yes, I’m here,” “Mr. Abraham” said to her and the other
students who all couldn’t believe their eyes that “Mr. Abraham” was still their
teacher.
“But … I thought—“
“Well, I guess you thought wrong. Now how about sitting
down and let’s get the work out that I gave you the other day.”
The class sat down, but all had looks on their faces of not
believing that “Mr. Abraham” had returned.
Abraham Lincoln Panim, still with the scarf around his
face, took note of this.
“Well, how about paying attention to the work we need to do
rather than to my rat face?” he said. “Now you know my secret, but let’s delve
into something way more important.”
The class finally got out their work, still with signs of
disbelief on their faces.
“You never know what other surprises there might be during
the day, so let’s get to what we need to do!” “Mr. Abraham” told them, almost
with an impish twang to it.
The morning progressed as it should have, with the students
doing their work as instructed by their teacher.
It was getting near lunch time, and Abraham Lincoln Panim was
in the middle of conducting a spelling test with the class.
“I hope all of you studied your words, and I hope all of
you can pass this test. I mean, even a rat-faced teacher like me thinks that if
you study hard enough, you shouldn’t have any trouble with this test, or for
that matter, any other that I give you.”
The students began to move unevenly at their desks, as they
felt that “Mr. Abraham” was reminding them of the horrid day when they exposed
him as a rat face.
“OK, here is the first word. The word is ‘referendum,’ and
today, I will give you a sentence with the word in it, used properly. ‘The
conference approved a move for a referendum next year.’ The word is
‘referendum.’”
Some of the students quickly wrote down the word, others
seemed to be having trouble, including Melissa. “Mr. Abraham” saw that she was
having a problem, and walked over to her at her desk.
“What’s the problem, Melissa?” he asked. “Are you having a
problem spelling the word ‘referendum’ or do you just want to pull off my scarf
again?”
Melissa fussed at her desk. “Well, I really didn’t think
you would be here again—“
“So you didn’t study,” “Mr. Abraham replied. “Because I was
the rat-faced sub, you didn’t think I would be coming back here, is that it?”
Melissa hesitated, by finally said, “Yes, and why are you
still wearing your scarf if we know that you have a rat face?” she asked.
“You are right, Melissa, I really should take the scarf
off,” and with that, Abraham Lincoln Panim virtually ripped the scarf right off
his face, to show the class his new features.
Melissa nearly fell out of her seat when she saw “Mr.
Abraham’s” new countenance, and as she was doing this, the other students
craned their necks to see what all the commotion was about, with some doing
their own double takes when they saw what their teacher now looked like.
“He is soooooo handsome now,” one female student said after
seeing “Mr. Abraham’s” new face for the first time. “Maybe he was wearing a
mask the other day.”
“Maybe he had plastic surgery,” another one said.
“It was Melissa who hatched this whole thing with you the
other day. It’s Melissa’s fault,” another student sitting near Melissa told
“Mr. Abraham.”
“No, come on, let’s not get into that here,” “Mr. Abraham”
said. “But it looks like Melissa didn’t study for her spelling test. I am sure
she knows what she did and didn’t do, and we will leave it at that.”
Melissa sunk in her chair at what had happened.
“OK, let’s get back to the spelling test,” “Mr. Abraham
said, and even though the class did get back to the test, most of the students
weren’t paying much attention as the words were read out to them.
“He is so handsome,” one female student said to Melissa,
who was sitting in front of her. “What is the matter with you anyway? What did
you get us all into? You made us look really bad!”
Melissa sunk further into her chair as the test went on,
and she counted the minutes until the lunch bell rung, running out of the class
at full speed.
27
As the students hurriedly followed Melissa out of the class
for lunch, Abraham Lincoln Panim picked up his scarf, put it around his face as
he had been doing, took his lunch out of his bag, and went straight to the
teachers’ room.
He opened the door, sat down where he normally did, and
kept his scarf on when he began to eat his lunch.
Mr. Sedall was talking to his usual group of teachers in
the back of the room, and then seeing “Mr. Abraham” sitting and eating lunch,
he winked at the other teachers and came over to where “Mr. Abraham” was eating
lunch.
“Hey Abraham, I can’t believe you are still here,” Mr.
Sedall said. “You have a lot of guts, coming in here again. But I give you a
lot of credit, you must really be a glutton for punishment.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to eat lunch, not
acknowledging Mr. Sedall’s presence at all.
“Hey Abraham, I am talking to you,” Mr. Sedall said,
raising his voice with each syllable. “I’ve been here 20 years, and when I talk
to you, I want you to listen, and to listen good. But then again, you really
think you are taking over that class from a real teacher, somebody who has been
here even longer than me, so what can I expect?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to eat lunch without
acknowledging Mr. Sedall’s presence.
“Hey, if you aren’t going to give me respect, at least eat
your lunch without your scarf on,” and with that, Mr. Sedall pulled Abraham
Lincoln Panim’s scarf off his face.
“Look at me, Mr. Sedall, where did you get the impression
that I had a rat face,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said, as Mr. Sedall blinked and
did a double take when he saw the young teacher’s handsome face.
“But … but … you had a rat face … what happened to … ?”
said Mr. Sedall, barely getting the words out of his mouth. The other teachers
there saw what had happened, and crowded around Abraham Lincoln Panim and Mr.
Sedall.
“Where is my rat face, Mr. Sedall?” Abraham Lincoln Panim
asked once again. “I am quite handsome, aren’t I? And I am certainly better
looking than you!”
“My, he sure is,” said one of the female teachers to a few
of the other female teachers who had crowded around Abraham Lincoln Panim and
Mr. Sedall when the commotion happened.
“I’ll say,” said another female teacher.
“I want his phone number,” said another.
Mr. Sedall rose from the couch, brushed himself off in a
nervous sort of way, and walked to the other side of the room while the female
teachers, and the male teachers, began to talk with “Mr. Abraham.”
As the bell rung to end lunch, three of the female teachers
walked out of the room together.
“That is the last time I listen to that blowhard Sedall
about anything,” one said. “He does this to all the subs, and I really can’t
stand it, I don’t care how long he has been here.”
“Yeah, he’s a blowhard,” said another, and Mr. Sedall was
right behind them as the left the room.
“He had a rat face,” Mr. Sedall said to them. “My eyes were
not playing tricks with me. HE HAD A RAT FACE!”
Abraham Lincoln Panim walked back to class, without his
scarf on. As he walked past teachers and other students, all of them pretty
much stopped in their tracks to look at “Mr. Abraham,” but he shooed them away.
“Yes, I am so good looking, but let’s get to class before the
bell rings, or we are all going to be late,” he said. “We can all admire my
handsomeness another day.”
As he said this, Abraham Lincoln Panim had many thoughts
running through his mind.
“Did I really say this? … Should I be saying this? …
Doesn’t it make me look stuck up and full of myself? … “
“YES, YES, YES … !” he said out loud as he approached the
classroom.
When he opened the classroom door, “Mr. Abraham” went to
his desk, and saw the students file in, with Melissa once again the first one
into the room.
She sat in her usual first seat in the first row, and as
her fellow students came into the room, they scowled at her, each and every one
of them, and as each student came in and looked at her, she slid further into
her seat.
“Melissa, sit up in your seat, or you are going to fall on
the floor,” “Mr. Abraham” said to her, as the class laughed. “I was on the
floor the other day, and I can tell you from personal experience that it is not
a good place to be.”
He continued, “I think Melissa might have, what shall we
say, her tail between her legs a little bit right now. Melissa knows what she
did, and she has to live with it. Let’s move on to our work.”
The day went well for Abraham Lincoln Panim and his class.
The students were attentive, they did the work they were supposed to be doing,
and everything went as well as he could have hoped.
Every so often, he would see both teachers and students
peering through the small glass in the window that was in the classroom door.
He would look over, give whoever was at the door a wink, and those at the door
would scamper away.
“Boy, I am so happy to be in this class, because ‘Mr.
Abraham’ is, like, the most handsome man I have ever seen,” said one girl in
the back of the room to another girl just ahead of her.
“Yes, he is so dreamy,” said the other girl.
“Who is so dreamy?” “Mr. Abraham” asked the two girls as
they spoke to each other.
“Umm … umm … well … you are, ‘Mr. Abraham.’ You are!”
“Well, you might find me dreamy, and you might be right,
but we still have some work to do, so let’s put the dreams aside and get to
what we are supposed to do,” “Mr. Abraham” said, with a definite chuckle in his
voice.
He eyed Melissa in the front row, and she sunk further down
into her seat as Abraham Lincoln Panim spoke to the other two girls.
He turned to Melissa and said, “And Melissa, sit up in your
seat,” he said. “That tail between your legs seems to be pushing you off the
chair. It’s better if you sit up.”
And she did just that. Or at least tried to, as all eyes of
her fellow students were on her, with that same scowl that they came into the
room with after lunch.
28
The school day ended, and on this day, since his mother was
not at work and was at a conference, Abraham Lincoln Panim had to walk home all
by his lonesome.
After his class filed out of the room, he got together
whatever work he needed to take home, put his scarf around his neck—not around
his face--and made his own way down the hall to the exit.
As he did this, he noticed both male and female teachers, school
workers and aides, lunch room ladies and whatever students were still in
school, almost moving to the sides of the hall, to the left and to the right,
parting the hall in half and clearing the way to him to proceed to the exit.
Teachers, students, aides and whoever else was there—both
male and female--stared at him as he walked past them, and he had a slight
smile on his face as he moved past them, knowing that he was being stared
at—and liking the feeling.
Some people whispered, not thinking that he could hear
them.
“He is the most handsome man I have ever seen,” said one
female teacher to another as “Mr. Abraham” walked past them.
“Rat face? That is the face of an Adonis,” said another.
“Now we have competition,” said a male teacher. “What
chance do I have against this guy?”
“My goodness. He is just so handsome,” said one lunch lady
to another. “I wish he was my son.”
“I wish I had him as a teacher,” said one of the female
students who stood near the exit. “He is so … I mean so—
“Oh dry up,” said a male student standing nearby. “He is
way out of your league!”
“Mr. Abraham” opened the door and left the school for the
day, walking on the same streets he and his mother regularly passed when they
drove by car to and from the school.
And if Abraham Lincoln Panim got a great reaction when he
walked down the school hall to the exit, that reaction continued as he walked
up and down the streets to his home, from people who did not know him.
“My, what a good-looking young man,” said and elderly lady
to her friend, who had just come out of the local supermarket.
“Yes, wouldn’t we all love to have him as our grandchild,”
said her friend.
‘No, dear, I want him as my … husband!” the other woman
said, and both chuckled but never lost their gaze of him.
Abraham Lincoln Panim could see out of the corner of his
eyes that male and female, young and old, were staring at him as he walked
home, and staring at him with awe.
He thought to himself, “I like it, I really do,” as he
tugged on his scarf. And why shouldn’t I like it … I have been through hell all
through my life because of that … that … rat face that I have, err, had, so why
shouldn’t I like all the attention I am getting now?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim came to the front door of his home,
took out his key, and put it into the keyhole as two young girls stopped in
their tracks to look at him. The key was already in the keyhole, but he
purposely took extra time to turn the key and let himself in as the young girls
giggled when he turned around and winked at him.
“Yes, I can get used to this, I can get used to this every
day,” he thought to himself. “I can never tire of this … and I deserve it,
anyway.”
29
Mrs. Panim came home some time after her son had arrived
home. She opened the door after reaching into the mailbox to get the mail, just
a few letters, which she put under
her arm as she entered her home.
As Mrs. Panim came in, she put her things on the couch in
the living room, and she moved toward the kitchen. She took a drinking glass
out of the cupboard and filled it with water from the sink tap and sat down,
looking very tired and worn out.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, where are you?” she said in a loud
voice. “Come into the kitchen, please.”
Her son was in his room, admiring his features with a hand
mirror he found stashed away under the bathroom sink.
“Just a minute,” he said, taking one last look of himself
in the mirror before leaving the bathroom and tossing the hand mirror on his
bed. He also took his scarf and put it around his face as he had done before,
sometimes in his house but not every time.
As he walked out of the room, he put on his scarf,
tightening it around his face as he had when he was a rat face.
As he was doing that, he looked at the picture of the
smiling Mrs. Stottle that was there. He looked at it, almost seeking approval
for what had happened to him.
Abraham Lincoln Panim stared at the picture for a second.
“I don’t know, it doesn’t look like her smile is as wide as it was the last
time I looked at the picture,” he thought to himself. “I must be so happy that
I didn’t see it before.”
He thought nothing more of it, and walked into the kitchen.
His mother motioned for him to sit down at the kitchen table.
“I have had a very stressful day, lots of things going on
where I was, and I hear that a lot of things were going on at school while I
wasn’t there,” Mrs. Panim said to her son.
“What happened—“ said her son, but he could barely get the
words out before his mother interrupted him.
“I want to focus on what is happening in school, the other
stuff is important, but what is happening in school is what I want to speak to
you about,” she said.
“Mom, what is it? I am a little busy—“
“Look, I have some good news for you, so you better listen.
When I got back to the school late in the day, I found out that the teacher you
are subbing for is going to be out indefinitely, so you are going to lead that
class for the foreseeable future. You have done well, and you really earned the
spot.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim smiled a broad smile, that could even
almost be seen behind the scarf, which was still pulled tightly to his face.
“I am really proud of you, Abraham Lincoln Panim. But as
proud of you as I am about this, you are not going to use the school as your
personal model runway and show everyone how handsome you are now.”
“How did you find out?” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to his
mother as he slowly took off his scarf.
“Look, I knew this was inevitable,” she said to him. “I
just did not know when it would come. These things happen in our family, or
sometimes they do not happen, with others. Remember Mrs. Stottle when she
passed away? Remember her aching feet? Remember when we saw her, and her feet
had never changed?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim nodded in agreement.
And when it happens, if it happens, it happens,” she said.
“And we certainly don’t strut around like a peacock, showing ourselves off as
if we are some type of Adonis, somebody above everyone else.”
“But mom—“
“Look, when this happens, if it happens, we are humble. We
do not draw attention to ourselves. We simply go about our business, and we
don’t forget when people made fun of us.”
“But mom, I never told anybody to stare at me, I never told
anybody to ogle my good looks, I never told anyone to adore me—“
“Listen to yourself. Listen to the words you are
using—ogle, adore—just a few days ago, you were upset at how you looked and
would never want anyone to stare at you like they did. Today, you are so
different!”
“Mom—“
“Listen, I know when this happens, it puts you in a place
that you cannot believe that you are in. Think of those that this never happens
to, like Mrs. Stottle. What would Mrs. Stottle think of your behavior right
now?
“And the thing that gets me the most is that you never told
me. You wrapped yourself up like you always do in the morning with your scarf,
and you knew the change had happened. You went to school, making people—and
your own students—very uncomfortable around you. And you never let me know—you
even came in here a few minutes ago with your scarf on, and you rarely wear the
scarf in the house.
“You could have told me. I mean, Abraham Lincoln Panim,
don’t get me wrong, I am happy that you went through the change. Like I said,
not everyone does. Mrs. Stottle never did, she had to live with that for her
entire life.
“But to milk the whole thing like you have done, and to
push people’s face right in it, I mean, do you truly understand my mixed
emotions here? We don’t judge people by how they look. We judge them by how
they act. Remember what Mrs. Stottle used to say, ‘Do unto others—“
“But mom—“
“Listen, we have always been truthful about things, but
this time, at one of the most important times of your life, you never told me,
never let on to anybody, and then, you made your “debut” at school and made
people feel uncomfortable as you strutted around the school like Superman.
“That will not ever happen again, do you understand? Never
again.”
Mrs. Panim got up from the table, and went into her
bedroom, loudly closing the door behind her. Abraham Lincoln Panim said, “I’m
sorry,” but he doubted he heard her.
He picked up his scarf as he left the kitchen, and he went
back into his bedroom, laying on the bed where his hand mirror was. He again
looked in the mirror, but put it down quickly on the bed.
“Is she so upset that I am now the most handsome man in the
world, or is she upset that I didn’t tell her what had happened to me?” he
thought to himself as he once again picked up the mirror, admiring his features
as he continued to think about what his mother was thinking about him.
“I think Mrs. Stottle would be proud of me,” he thought, as
he glanced over to her photo. He saw that her smile was now gone, replaced by
something of a blank look on her face.
“I must be tired … I must be seeing things,” as he turned
away from the picture, and stared into the hand mirror again and again and
again.
30
With his new-found confidence and exuberance, Abraham Lincoln
Panim decided to take a walk that evening, a walk like he had taken many times
before. But with his physical change, this was going to be a walk like no
other.
He got up from his bed, put on his jacket, and wrapped his
scarf around his neck, but not on his face. He also stuffed the mirror into his
pocket, and then he walked to his mother’s bedroom.
“Mom, I’m taking a walk,” he yelled through his mother’s
still-closed bedroom door. “I’ll be back in a couple of minutes.”
Mrs. Panim heard her son this time, and said, “Take that
walk, and maybe it will help you think!” she screamed back.
He walked outside the house, letting the door close by
itself behind him. He entered the fresh air with a big smile on his face, and
he began to walk with a cadence that he hadn’t ever remembered that he had in
previous walks with himself and his mother.
It was turning to evening, and there was barely enough
natural light to use as the street lights popped on, illuminating the area of
his walk, which led to the nearby park, as his walks always did.
“Why aren’t people stopping and admiring me?” he said, but
while it wasn’t completely dark, it wasn’t as light as it was during the day.
“I guess it is too dark for people to admire me,” he thought.
Abraham Lincoln Panim walked his usual walk, and he went by
a few other people walking in the park, and a few did, in fact, stop to look at
him, some young girls and some older women. He knew they were looking at him,
and almost instinctively moved his scarf even further down his neck so it would
expose more of his face to everyone.
He reached the point where he normally stopped, sat on the
same bench that he had sat on many times before, and took in the night air as
people passed him going both ways. Some stopped to look at him, and he sat up
when he knew they were staring.
“I have to give them a full look at my features, so I
better sit up straight,” he thought to himself as he moved up on the bench.
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat on the bench for some time, and
then he saw in the distance a woman jogging with her dog, and as the woman came
closer to him, he saw that it was Ariel and her dog Snuff.
“Ariel, Arilel … it’s Abraham Lincoln Panim … please take a
rest,” he said as she came closer to him. “Please … .”
Ariel approached, and guided by her seeing-eye dog, sat
down on the bench.
“Hi, Abraham Lincoln Panim,” she said, still taking in her
breath from her run. “I am really, really glad to see you.”
“And I am too,” he said, thinking to himself, “If she could
really actually see me now!”
“Look, Abraham Lincoln Panim, I really want to apologize
for the way you were treated the other day. I am sorry that Brandon screamed at
you like that. He told me who you were, and what he was so upset about.”
“So he told you about my rat face?”
“Yes, and I really don’t care about that,” Ariel said. “I
mean, I can’t really see anything anyway, and you have a nice speaking voice
and you are so kind, that well … look, I am blind. Who am I to say anything
about how you look, when I can’t even see you?”
“Well, Ariel, things have changed—“
“Yes, they have changed. After Brandon did what he did, I
had a long talk with him, and we are no longer a … a … couple, let’s say. He
didn’t take it very well, but we aren’t together anymore.”
A big smile crossed Abraham Lincoln Panim’s face, and he
tugged at his scarf. “You mean, he is out of your life?” he asked.
“Yes, we are not together anymore,” Ariel said. “He showed
what a big jerk he was when he yelled at you like that. I don’t care if you
have a rat face, you seem to be a nice guy. Brandon and I were going together
for a short time, and it went both good and bad, but I guess you can say that
this was the straw that broke the camel’s back. There was no need for what he
did, because all we were doing was talking.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim pushed himself up in the bench.
“Look, things have changed—“
“Yes, they sure have,” Ariel said.
“Listen, I am not trying to hit on you or anything, but if
you aren’t with Brandon anymore … might you like to … well might you like to go
out for coffee maybe … things have changed—“
“Yes, I was hoping that you would say that,” Ariel said.
“If you hadn’t asked me, I am pretty sure I would have asked you!”
The two laughed, and the conversation stopped, as Abraham
Lincoln Panim sat with a broad smile on his face in the moonlight, and Ariel
sat back for a few moments.
Some young girls walked past the bench, and each time,
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat up straighter in the bench, as he knew he was being
stared at without Ariel even realizing it.
“Boy, a lot of people are walking in the park today,” she
said, as she finally got up from the bench and was ready to continue her
evening jog.
“Wait, before you go, when can I—“
“How about tomorrow, we meet right here at this exact time?
It is where we finally met and spoke anyway, and we can take it from there.”
“OK, Ariel, I will meet you here tomorrow at this exact
time.”
“Yes, and don’t forget, Ruff, will also be here, so it will
be a threesome!” she said as she started to run away from the bench.
“See you then,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said as Ariel ran off
into the distance.
He continued to sit on the bench for a few moments, with
his arms stretched out from one side of the bench to the other, and a big smile
on his face.
At least this time, when people passed him by and stared at
him and giggled, he didn’t respond at all. He had other things on his mind.
Once again, he looked over a few benches, and the older
woman was sitting on a bench.
He blinked, and once again, she was gone.
“I must be seeing things,” he said, as he walked home with
a happy jaunt that he had never experienced before.
31
The day leading up to Abraham Lincoln Panim’s meeting with
Ariel went quickly.
As was the norm now, he chose to walk to school rather than
ride in the car with his mother. Not only was the walk good exercise,
physically, but also was good exercise for his ego, as people continued to
stare at him and his new good looks.
He didn’t stare back, but he knew what people were staring
at.
Abraham Lincoln Panim arrived at school, was still being
stared at by teachers and students alike, taught his class, was mooned over by
several of his fellow teachers during lunch, and got through the day without a
hitch.
He did not see his mother at the school that day, and he
thought that maybe he was better off not seeing her, because of what had
happened before.
“If she can’t handle my handsomeness, I guess that is her
problem,” he thought to himself.
After his workday ended, Abraham Lincoln Panim walked home
again, and prepared for his meeting with Ariel. As he lay on his bed, he
continued to admire himself in the mirror when his mother came home in the
early evening.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, I’m home!” she said as she opened
the door and it closed behind her.
“I’m in my room, mom,” he said. “But not for long, I have
somewhere to go soon.”
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, I have something to tell you.
That’s why I came home later than I normally do.”
“Sorry mom, I have to go,” he said, as he hurriedly moved
past her and moved toward the door.
“We can speak later, I don’t have time now,” he said, as he
rushed out the door, leaving his mother standing and shaking her head as the
door closed behind him.
Abraham Lincoln Panim went to the park and to the very spot
on the bench that he said he would be when he and Ariel last got together. He
was a little early, but it gave him extra time to reflect on what he hoped
would be a great time with her.
It also gave him extra time to preen and let people look at
him, and people did just what he expected them to do.
Finally, after some time, he saw a figure in the distance,
and as she came closer, he saw it was Ariel and Snuff.
She sat down next to Abraham Lincoln Panim, with her dog
dutifully at her feet.
“Hi! I hope you didn’t wait too long for me?” she said.
“No, I have only been here a few minutes,” Abraham Lincoln
Panim said, clenching his teeth at the white lie he just made. “Where might you
like to go tonight?”
“I usually go to the corner diner on my street, right
outside the park,” she replied. “The food is good there and not expensive, and
they are very pet friendly with Snuff. I’ve gone there since I was a little
kid, and they know what Snuff is there for. We can go there if you like.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim didn’t know where the diner was, but
he said, “OK, just let me know where it is—“
“How about you follow me. I’m not that great on directions,
anyway, so it would just be easier for you to follow me.”
“Sounds good to me—“
“I will take you there as part of my daily run. Do you jog
yourself?”
“Well … I … don’t worry, I am sure I can keep up with you.”
“OK, you want to go now?”
“Why not?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim and Ariel got up from the bench, and Snuff
also sat up on the ground, and Ariel began to run.
“Just follow me,” she said, as Abraham Lincoln Panim
started to follow her. He realized that she meant what she said—she was
running—and that he would have to run, too, to keep up with her.
He was not used to running, but he kept up with her,
somewhat, as he moved into the near distance from him. As he followed her lead,
he was running in the direction of the older woman who he had seen many times
sitting on one of the benches. He saw her again in the distance, but as he
approached, once again, she vanished from sight.
“Maybe I’ve been seeing things,” he thought to himself as
he passed the bench where he thought he saw the older woman.
The run continued. Not only did he feel a bit fatigued, but
the running was making him perspire, and it moved his hair out of place, so he
kept moving his hair back where it should have been, which slowed him down as
compared to Ariel and Snuff, who were way ahead of him, but still in sight.
After a few minutes, Ariel and Snuff reached the end of the
park, and stopped on the pavement.
“Where are you?” she yelled, and Snuff turned around,
pointing in the direction of Abraham Lincoln Panim, who finally caught up with
her.
“I thought you said you could run?” she asked, laughing as
she asked the question.
“Well, I can run, but I guess I can’t run as well as you
can,” he replied, as he fixed his clothes and pushed his hair back to where it
should be through huffs and puffs.
“I don’t look my best. I am sweaty and my hair is probably
a mess. I won’t get too many looks looking like this,” he thought to himself.
The diner was across the street from the park, and he and
Ariel and Snuff proceeded to prepare to cross the street.
“Do you need help crossing the street?” he asked Ariel,
extending his arm before he answered.
“No, not me,” she replied. “Snuff takes real good care of
me,” and as she said this, Abraham Lincoln Panim pulled his arm back to his
side, and then used his hand to push his hair up on his head as he, Ariel and
Snuff crossed the busy street and walked into the diner.
“Hi Ariel. How are you doing?” said a man at the front of
the diner by the cash register.
“Charley, I am doing fine, and Snuff is doing fine too,”
she said. “Oh, and I want you to meet Abraham Lincoln Panim. This is Charley,
the owner of the diner. I have known him since I was a little kid.”
“Nice to meet you Charley,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said,
extending his hand, the one that had been pushing back his hair after the run,
to the man, who was about 70 and had white, balding hair.
The two shook hands, and Charley led them and Snuff to a
table near the back of the full diner. As they walked to the table, Abraham
Lincoln Panim could see out of the corner of his eyes that people were stopping
their eating and their conversations and were staring at him as he walked to
his destination.
“Even though I’m a mess, they still stare at me. Man, even
the way I look, people still think I am so handsome … I love it!” he thought to
himself.
“Here is your usual table, Ariel,” Charley said, as he
pulled out the chair where Ariel was going to sit, with Snuff at her feet and
Abraham Lincoln Panim sitting in the other chair.
“My, what a nice-looking boy your new boy friend is,”
Charley said to Ariel as the two were seated. This made Abraham Lincoln Panim
smile, and he primped a bit more as
“No, he is not my
boyfriend,” Ariel replied.
“What happened to that other guy, what was his name,
Brandon? What happened to him?
Ariel did not reply, and she hurriedly picked up the menu
from behind the napkin holder. Abraham Lincoln Panim thought this was kind of
odd, since Ariel could not see what was on the menu.
“Charley, let me have a cup of coffee, and Abraham Lincoln
Panim, would I be able to get a cheese Danish too?
“You can get whatever you want,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said
as he quickly looked over the menu, realizing that Ariel had asked for a cheese Danish and almost defiantly said,
“The same for me too.”
“OK, and the usual for Snuff, I presume,” Charley said.
Abraham Lincoln Panim looked up, not knowing what that meant as Charley walked
away after the two placed their order.
“Listen, I’m sorry that what’s his name … Charley … brought
up Brandon,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to Ariel.
“No need to be sorry,” Ariel replied, fidgeting with the
salt shaker as she spoke. “Charley has known me for ages. He was almost like a
second father to me. He kind of took me under my wing, even more so than my
parents did.
“He told me that I could do whatever I wanted to do in
life, that blindness could allow me to see things in a different way than most
people. I know he really cares for me, and I guess he wondered about Brandon,
because we came here so often for a good amount of time. Forget it.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim heard what she said, but even being
in the back of the diner did not stop people from looking up from what they
were doing and staring at him. He knew he was being stared at, and while Ariel
was talking, he continued to primp himself up.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim,” did you hear what I said?”
“Uh … yes … I did,” he replied as he had his fingers in his
hair, continuing to put it back into place as people turned around and stared
at him.
“I still can’t believe that people think I am so handsome,
even when I don’t look my best,” he thought to himself. “Wow, if only they knew
that just a few days ago, I was the boy with the rat face. Now, I am the most
handsome man on the planet!”
32
After a few minutes of talking and getting to know one
another, Abraham Lincoln Panim and Ariel were approached by Charley, who
brought them their order.
“Here is the coffee and the cheese Danishes, just like you
like them, Ariel, and here is something for Snuff,” Charley said as he bent
down and gave the dog a biscuit. “Nothing is too good for my friend Ariel and
her new boyfriend.”
“He is not my
boyfriend!” Ariel exclaimed, but she did it with a smile on her face that
Abraham Lincoln Panim noticed right away while he continued to primp himself.
Ariel reached out, found the bowl with the individual
creams in it, opened one up, and poured it into her coffee. Abraham Lincoln
Panim drank his coffee black as he took the first bite into his cheese Danish.
It had absolutely no effect on him, and he even kind of liked what he was
eating.
“I have to tell you, Ariel, that when I was younger, I was
very allergic to cheese,” he said, as he bit into the Danish, “but now, I guess
I am over it. I kind of like cheese!”
The two continued to talk, and one conversation dovetailed
into another.
“I know that you teach at the school … tell me something
about yourself.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim took his hands out of his hair, took
a long drink of coffee, and said, “Well, there really isn’t that much to tell.
I grew up right here, have really never been anywhere out of this area … I was
pretty much home schooled by an older lady as my mother went to work as the
principal of the school that I teach at.”
“What about your father? What happened to him?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim tensed up a bit. “I really don’t know
what happened to him. It’s one of those things … I really don’t want to talk
about it.”
“I understand, sorry I brought it up.”
“No, that’s all right. My mom and that older lady, Mrs.
Stottle … I had a nice childhood,” he replied, kind of gritting his teeth when
he said “a nice childhood.”
“I mean, it was as good as it could be … I would rather
look forward, not back, to tell you the honest truth. The best is still ahead
of me, I really feel that.”
“I am so sorry I brought up your father … I did not know
that he wasn’t in the picture for you.”
“No, don’t worry about it. What happened happened. It’s not
important.”
Ariel and Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to converse and
get to know each other, but they, and everyone else in the diner, were
interrupted by a commotion up front between Charley and someone who had just
entered the restaurant.
“Charley, is Ariel here? Is she here with that rat face?”
yelled the man who had just entered the diner.
“You have to keep your voice down. You are scaring everyone
here,” Charley replied.
“I don’t care. Where is she?” he yelled, and as he looked
out at the rows of tables and chairs and the diners in the restaurant, he saw
way to the back, and skirted all the tables and chairs and people to get to his
destination.
As he got closer, Abraham Lincoln Panim could see that it
was Brandon Hartung.
“What are you two doing here?” snapped Brandon as he
approached the table where Ariel and Abraham Lincoln Panim were sitting.
“We are having a nice chat.” Ariel said, “This has nothing
to do with you.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim saw that all eyes of the diners were
on what was happening between the three of them, and not solely on him anymore.
Even Snuff stopped eating his biscuit, and started to snarl.
He stood up, and looked right at Brandon.
“Look, Ariel and I were just talking,” Abraham Lincoln
Panim said. “Nothing more. This does not include you. This has nothing to do
with you.
“It has everything to do with me. Ariel and I—“
“Look, I would suggest that you move on. All you are doing
is causing a commotion here.”
“And what are you going to do if I don’t move on?” Brandon
asked as he moved closer to Abraham Lincoln Panim.
People began to move from their tables as the two got
closer to each other. Snuff tried to pull Ariel away from the table as his
growling got louder.
“I am asking you for the last time to leave us alone,”
Abraham Lincoln Panm said as Charley ran to the table.
“You two, you want to settle this, go outside and do it,”
Charley said. “You don’t do it in my diner.”
“And what are you going to do if I don’t go away, rat-face
boy?” Brandon asked as he cocked his right arm, the hand of which Abraham
Lincoln Panim saw was covered with some type of crude glove, as if to prepare
for a punch.
Almost instinctively, Abraham Lincoln Panim punched Brandon
right into his jaw, knocking him on the floor. Brandon fell so hard that the
covering came off of his right hand, to reveal that Brandon had a claw like a
lobster instead of his hand.
Ariel bent down to Brandon as Snuff turned the attention of
his snarling directly to Abraham Lincoln Panim.
“My glove, my glove!” Brandon screamed, and Snuff brought
him the glove as he lay on the floor. He quickly put the glove on, still
smarting from the punch.
“How could you do this? How could you cause such a scene?”
Ariel screamed out to Abraham Lincoln Panim.
“I was just … I was just protecting myself. He was ready to
throw a punch at me with his hand … his claw, whatever you want to call it.”
Charley put his hand on Abraham Lincoln Panim’s shoulder.
“Young man, I never want to see you again,” he said to
Abraham Lincoln Panim. “The door is over there. Use it right now, and never
come into this diner again!”
“But I was only—“
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, I never want to see you again,” Ariel
shrieked as she continued to attend to the fallen Brandon. “You have
embarrassed me, you are not my type of person. Get away from me right now.”
As Snuff continued to growl at Abraham Lincoln Panim, he
weaved his way to the front of the diner as people stared at him, but not in
the way he had been accustomed to.
He left the diner, walking home quickly through the park.
33
Abraham Lincoln Panim quickly took out his keys from his
pocket, and opened the front door to his house. He immediately saw his mother
sitting on the couch, which was unusual in itself as in the evening, she rarely
sat on the couch, usually going into her bedroom to prepare for the evening.
And not only was she sitting on the couch, but an envelope
was on the floor, and his mother was holding a letter in her hands. She also
appeared to be staring out into space.
“Mom, what’s going on?” asked Abraham Lincoln Panim.
Mrs. Panim broke out of her stupor, but still stared into
space as she said, “Son, you rushed out of the house today so quick. I wanted
to tell you that we received in the mail a letter from—“
“From who?”
“From … from your father.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim stopped in his tracks, and ended up
sitting on the couch with his mother.
“I wanted to open the letter with you here. He never writes
letters to us, never. I thought that this was something that you needed to
hear, to read along with me when I read it, but I guess you had more important
things to do.”
“Mom, if I would have known—“
“It doesn’t really matter now. I read the letter myself,
and maybe it was better off that I read it myself first. It was the first
letter we have gotten from him, ever.”
“What did the letter say? Is he doing OK? Is he finally
going to be coming home?”
Mrs. Panim did not answer her son right away, and started
to shake her head, almost to herself.
“Mom, what did dad say in that letter?”
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, your father isn’t coming home.
You’re father is … he is not doing too well.”
Mrs. Panim handed Abraham Lincoln Panim the letter for him
to read to himself. The letter said, in Mr. Panim’s own handwriting:
“Dear
Diana:
I know
that you must be startled to get this letter in the mail completely out of the
blue. I am not a good letter writer, so please, just bear with me. I will try
to explain the best that I can.
I admit
that I am a coward. You were in the hospital all those years ago, and when you
gave birth, I was happy and proud, and then I saw our son. I felt bad for him.
I know he has gone through a lot, because what you don’t know is that I went
through the same thing when I was a child.
I had the
same features that I saw in our son when I was a child. I put up with a lot of
ridicule from everyone. Even when I started to shed some of those
characteristics as I got older, I was still pointed out as “the rat-faced boy.”
And what
is worse, and the worst thing about all of this, is that I passed on that
gene—or whatever it is--to our son.
I looked
at him in the hospital, and my mind raced back to when I was a kid myself, all
the stuff that I had to put up with. I simply could not do it again, so I
became a coward, and I ran. I simply could not go through again what I had gone
through myself as a child, so I ran away from it all.
I was
scared, and yes, I was nothing but a coward. What I should have done and what I
did were two different things. I was wrong, and I admit it. I left you and our
son hanging there without me.
I know it
doesn’t mean anything now, but I apologize for my behavior. Diana, I hope that
the monthly checks have come in handy, and yes, I was selfish in what I did,
but I felt the checks would help our son to grow into the man I knew he could
be.”
“Checks?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked his mother as he
stopped reading the letter.
“Yes, your father has sent checks to you each and every
month since you were born,” Mrs. Panim said. “They were sent directly from a
bank outside our area, from another state, and there was never a return address
on either the checks or the envelope they came in.
“Several years ago I tried to find out where they came
from, but the president of the bank told me that he could not reveal any
further information about the checks and where they came from to me. I thought
that maybe your father would finally come home, but he never did. I guess the monthly
checks gave me hope, but he never came home,”
Abraham Lincoln Panim again started to read the letter.
“Yes, I
had the same problem that our son had. I had it through my early years, and I
had it during my teen years, although much of it left me by the time I was in
my mid teens. By the time I was in my early 20s, I just had the problem with my
face, and when I met you, Diana, I still had the problem.
A little
while after, I woke up one day, and I looked like every other man around. The
problem left me! I could not believe it, and it came at just the right time,
because it gave me a chance to know you, and that is when our relationship
really blossomed.
Anyway,
you know the rest. But let me bring you up to date with the reason I am writing
this letter to you.
Seeing
our son grow up from afar—“
Abraham Lincoln Panim looked up from the letter.
“What is he talking about, seeing me ”growing up from afar?
What is he talking about?”
Mrs. Panim looked up and turned to her son. “Keep on
reading, please keep on reading.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim turned back to the letter, and once
again began to read to himself.
“Seeing
my son grow up from afar has not been fun. As you can tell by the envelope that
the letter came in, I actually don’t live very far away from where your house
is. I live on the other side of the park. I have seen you, Diana, and our son
from his earliest days. I saw you from afar, and I saw him, all covered up with
his scarf as I was when I was a kid.
“I hope
he has outgrown his affliction like I did, as I haven’t seen either of you
walking around the neighborhood together in some time.”
“Dad hasn’t seen me because I haven’t taken walks with you
for a while,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to his mother. “So he has no idea how
much I have changed, because without seeing you with me, he would have never
recognized me.”
“Son, please read on.”
“Diana, I
am sick, I mean really sick. I have been in and out of the hospital for the
past few months, and the doctors don’t give me long to live. They actually, at
least initially, didn’t know why I am so sick, ruling out cancer and a lot of
other things.
I wasn’t
willing, at first, to tell them my background, you know, about the
characteristics I had when I was younger. But I ended up telling them, and they
believe that my failing health has something to do with something called ‘zoomorphism’,
a very rare disease where animal characteristics are found in humans. The
doctors told me that they have discovered that many more people have this than
first believed, but most people outgrow the problem as they get older.
They feel
that while I did outgrow it, it had some lingering effects on my body, and
since they have no other explanation for my current situation, they believe
that those effects are greatly impacting my health.
Me, I
know that I am dying … dying of a broken heart.”
“Dad … dad is sick?” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to his
mother.
“Yes, son, but please read on.”
“I am a
sick man. I am not asking for forgiveness. I don’t have long to go. Just
writing this letter is taking a lot out of me.
Now that
you know where I live, would it be possible, would it be something that you
could arrange, Diana, for me to meet our son and to speak with you?
I am
hoping he is doing well, and there is nothing that I would like more than to
speak with him, even if for a few seconds, a few minutes.
I know
that I don’t have much more to go. I just want to meet him, in person, and tell
him how sorry I was for my behavior, and really, to tell both of you how sorry
I am for what I did and what I put both of you through.
Please do
not call me. Simply come to the address on the envelope, and please do it soon.
I hope
that I have not upset you too much with this letter. Again, I am not asking for
forgiveness, but I need to see both of you, and I want to meet my son and tell
him how much I love him.
Thanks. I
understand if you decide that a meeting with the two of you is not the right
thing to do.”
Sincerely,
Marcus
Panim”
“So Mom, are we going to see him?”
His mother looked up again at him as he gave the letter to
her.
“Remember what Mrs. Stottle used to say all the time … ‘Do
unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat other people the way you
would like to be treated yourself.’”
“So that means we are going to see him?”
“I think if Mrs. Stottle were still with us, she would
recite that saying and leave it up to us to decide. So what do you think?”
“I—“
“I think that we should get there sooner rather than later.”
“How about—“
“Yes, I think we will go on Sunday morning to see your
father.”
With that, Abraham Lincoln Panim got up from the couch and
went into his bedroom. He sat on his bed, then laid down in it, and picked up
his hand mirror, which he had left on the bed when he went to see Ariel.
He looked in the mirror.
“My father … I am finally going to meet him,” he thought
while he gazed into the mirror. “Why did he have to leave like he did? He
really hurt mom …
“I am sure that he will find me as good looking as everyone
else does. Ariel doesn’t want me, I don’t care at this point. My father wants
me, and I just know that when he sees me, he will be … “
He stopped his thought, trying to think of a word that
would fit.
“Impressed. Yes, impressed. He will be so impressed at how
I look.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim put down the mirror, and closed his
eyes.
He fell asleep quickly.
34
The day came quickly.
Abraham Lincoln Panim woke up, looked in the bathroom
mirror several times before he went into the shower. When he was done, he shaved,
and put on a special aftershave that Mrs. Stottle bought him years ago that he
had never used.
He then got dressed, and decided to really get dressed to
the hilt, picking out his best suit and tie to wear to meet his father for the
first time.
“My real ‘Sunday Best’ to make me look even better than I
already do,” he thought to himself, admiring himself in his hand mirror
numerous times before he was done.
He finally emerged from his room, and went into the living
room, waiting for his mother to be ready to go.
In a few minutes time, she was done, and she was dressed in
business attire, but nothing out of the ordinary.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, why are you dressed like that?” his
mother asked him. “You are dressed like you are going out on a big date. And
that smell … why did you dunk yourself in aftershave like that?
“We are going to see your father. We aren’t going to a
wedding, or a bar mitzvah—“
“I wanted to dress my best to ‘impress.’ I want my father
to see how good I look.”
“Don’t you think it is more important for your father to
find out who you are, your accomplishments, how you have matured, rather than
what you look like?”
“It is all in the wrapping. If the outside wrapping is so
attractive, it just makes everything else … well, not second best … but it
helps to have a good wrapping. First impressions are very important—“
“Your father said he is dying. Your father just wants to
meet you. He doesn’t care if you looked like you once did. He doesn’t care at
all. He just wants you to be there—“
“Yes, but I want him to see what he has missed when he
skipped out of here. He missed you and he missed me—“
“No, Abraham Lincoln Panim, he missed the old you, the boy
who did what he had to do to get by, who wasn’t so stuck up with his appearance
that nothing else mattered.”
“Mom, I was stuck
up on my appearance back then, but just the opposite way. I hated the way I
looked, with that rat face. People made fun of me, I couldn’t even barely go
outside without people looking at me.
“Now, I can go outside and do whatever I want because people
admire me. They look at me and think, ‘That is the way I want to look.’ But
they know they can’t look this good. I give them hope … and don’t forget, I
always wear my scarf to remind me where I was, and where I am now.”
“You have become … I don’t know … you have become more vain
about your looks then you were before. What would Mrs. Stottle say about all of
this?”
“Mrs. Stottle … Mrs. Stottle would admire me too.”
After that remark, Mrs. Panim gave her son a long glare.
Her son saw her eyes, and they seemed to be red and tearing.
“Enough about that,” she said through the tears. “Let’s go
and see your father. And please, for me, please just act like you really are,
not like you are acting today or during the last several weeks.
“Please, if not for yourself, please do it for me.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim got his jacket and wrapped his scarf
around his neck. He then helped his mother on with her coat.
“Son,” Mrs. Panim said as the looked at the envelope of the
letter her husband sent her, “I think we will walk there, It doesn’t seem to be
too far away.”
The mother and son left their home to take a walk together,
something they had not done in a while. She thought that the walk would do them
good, clear out both of their heads and make them focus on what they were going
to be doing.
Abraham Lincoln Panim had other thoughts.
“OK, so we are going to walk. That is great. It is a nice
day out, people will be around, and I know that they will look at me … and
think I look great!”
35
Mrs. Panim and her son got to the door of Mr. Panim’s home,
and Abraham Lincoln Panim saw the doorbell and pushed its button, which
produced a loud ring.
There was an intercom on the door. After a few seconds, a
voice came through the intercom.
“Who is there?” the voice said.
“It is Mrs. Panim and my son.”
“We were expecting you. OK, I am going to buzz you in.”
The buzz came, and Mrs. Panim turned the doorknob and the
door opened. Both stepped into a small foyer, and they almost immediately saw a
woman with her back turned. The woman was poring over some papers, and Abraham
Lincoln Panim noted that she appeared to be an older woman, short in stature,
with her hair tied up in a bun.
In an instant, the woman put down the papers and turned
toward the mother and son.
“Hello, I am Nurse Stottlemeyer, and I have been taking
care of Mr. Panim for a few years. He has been very, very sick.”
Mrs. Panim gulped, and Abraham Lincoln Panim looked at her
and said in a whisper, “It’s Mrs. Stottle!”
“No, it can’t be,” his mother replied. “She died several
years ago. She just looks like her. Her last name is different.”
“She said Stottlemeyer. Didn’t she tell you that she was ‘Miss
Meyer’ before she got married?”
“Hrrumph!” said the nurse, trying to get the full attention
of Mrs. Panim and her son. “Are you ready to see Mr. Panim now?”
The mother and son quieted down, both shaking their heads
affirmatively.
“Mr. Panim has requested to see you each individually. He
can only see you each for a few minutes. He simply does not have the strength
for any time more. Mrs. Panim, would you like to go in first?”
“Yes,” Mrs. Panim said, still kind of staring at the nurse
as she was led to a room by her. The nurse, who had something of a limp, opened
the door and let her in to speak with her husband alone.
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat down on a couch in a corner of
the foyer, nervously put his hand in his hair, pushing it up in place, and when
the nurse came back into the room, he continued to stare at her.
“Can I help you with anything?” the nurse asked, aware that
she was being stared at.
“No … no … you just look like someone that my mom and I
used to know,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said, staring at the woman’s thick legs.
“No, it can’t be.”
“What can’t be?” the nurse asked.
“Umm … nothing … umm … how do I look?
The nurse hesitated, then said, “You look like an average
person your age,” as she went back looking at her papers.
“No, how do I really look?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked
again, a little more forceful this time.
The nurse looked up from her papers. “Look, you appear to
be fine to me. You look good enough to see your father, if that is what you are
asking me.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim, looking for a different answer than
he was getting, sat back on the couch, and continued to play with his hair. He
looked around the small room, which was pretty barely furnished, but across the
room, he saw a plaque on the wall. It appeared to have some writing on it, and
not being able to clearly see what the plaque said, he got up from his seat and
walked over to wall where the plaque was.
The nurse looked up from her papers, saw that Abraham
Lincoln Panim had become interested in the plaque, and said, “Yes, I put that
up a year or so ago. It is something I believe in fully, and I hope that
everyone believes in it, to tell you the truth.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim got to the plaque, and read its
inscription to himself:
“Do unto others as you
would have the do unto you … treat other people the way you would like to be
treated yourself.”
36
Abraham Lincoln Panim read the plaque over and over to make
sure he wasn’t seeing things. After a few minutes of doing this, he heard a
door open, and saw his mother come out of the room.
The nurse went over to her, as Mrs. Panim looked clearly
distressed, crying and shaking as the nurse led her to the couch to sit down.
“Can I get you something, m’am, maybe some water to calm
you down?” said the nurse to Mrs. Panim.
“No, no,” Mrs. Panim said through tears. “I will be OK.”
“I pretty much expected your reaction. Mr. Panim is pretty
sick, and he has been that way for awhile,” the nurse replied. “If you need
anything, let me know.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim rushed over to his mother, but the
nurse stood between him and his mother.
“It is your time to see your father. Are you ready to see
him now?” the nurse asked.
“Yes, yes,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said, as he put his hands
through his hair again.
“Do you have a mirror? I need to make sure—“
“This is not a beauty pageant,” the nurse replied. “Go in
like you are.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim followed the nurse to the door, and
as he did, he instinctively pushed up his scarf over his face, exactly as he
had worn it when he had a rat face.
The nurse opened the door, and Abraham Lincoln Panim
entered. He looked to the left, and his father was lying on what looked like a
large hospital bed, with tubes and nozzles coming out of seemingly every part
of his body.
With all the machinery covering his father, he could barely
see his father’s face, and barely could see his eyes.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim, please come closer to me so I can
see you,” his father said, and his son moved closer to him so he could see him
better.
“How are you doing dad?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked.
“I can barely hear you,” Mr. Panim said in a very breathy
voice. “Why do you have that scarf over your face?”
“Well—“
“Please take it off. Your mother told me all about it, and
I know all about what you look like now.”
“Abraham Lincoln Panim almost ripped the scarf off his
face, and it dropped to floor, exposing his full face to his father to see.
“So dad, what do you think?”
“What do I think about what?”
“What do you think about how I look? Aren’t I—“
“That is not important now,” his father said, followed by
numerous coughs. Abraham Lincoln Panim was ready to go out to get the nurse,
but the coughing stopped.
“I’m doing as good as I possibly could be, with all of
these things coming out of me,” his father said. “Now tell me about you.”
“Dad, you still haven’t told me how I look.”
“Well, I will answer that when you tell me how I look.”
His father then started coughing again.
When the coughing stopped, Abraham Lincoln Panim asked his
father, “Why did you leave--”
“I was a coward,” his father said through more coughing. “I
saw you as me, going through a good part of your life with a rat face. I
remember what I went through … I just could not do it again.”
“So you just left us? I never knew you, but do you know
what you did to mom?”
“Yes, I do. I really do. And I was sorry, I told her so
today. You don’t know how many times I wanted to come back to the two of you,
but I just couldn’t. I was scared, I was a coward. I thought that the money I
sent each month made up for me not being there, but I was a fool. I missed out
on so much.”
“And we missed out, especially mom. Do you know we used to
walk in the park when I was a kid, and I always thought she was looking for you
when we were there. You said in your letter to us that you often saw us from
afar in the park. Why didn’t you ever come up to us, contact us … I mean, you
were so close.”
“Yet so far,” his father said, followed by more coughs. “In
my mind, I was thousands of miles away from you, even though there were times I
was just a few feet from the two of you. I am just so sorry for what I have
done to both of you.”
There was a pause in talking, and then Abraham Lincoln
Panim said, “Now dad, what do you think about me … your are ‘impressed,’ aren’t
you--?”
“Look, I know that you became a teacher. Mom says that you
are a good teacher. That is really what I am concerned about. You became a—“
Before his father could finish his sentence, he began to
cough uncontrollably, and the nurse came into the room, walking over to Abraham
Lincoln Panim.
“I am sorry, but his health is very bad,” she said in a
whisper. “I can only give you a few minutes with him. He is weak. I can’t give
you any more. Please say your goodbyes and meet your mother in the foyer.”
Abraham Lincoln watched the nurse go back out the door, and
when she left, he said to his father, “Dad, what did I become? Please let me
know, what did I become?”
The nurse peaked her head through the door. “Young man, you
have to leave now.”
“But dad did not finish what he was saying—what did I
become dad, what did I become?”
The nurse came over to Abraham Lincoln Panm, put her hand
firmly and forcefully on his shoulder, and tried to lead him out of the room.
He resisted.
“I just want to know what my father said I had become. That
is all I want to know.”
“Look, I am sorry, you must leave now,” the nurse said.
Mrs. Panim, much more composed than before, came into the room, and she had to
lead her son out.
As they left the room and the nurse closed the door, Mr.
Panim, still thinking his son was in the room, said in almost a whisper,
“A success.”
Mr. Panim coughed some more, and then closed his eyes.
Abraham Lincoln Panim and his mother never heard what Mr.
Panim said, as the door had closed behind them when he answered his son’s
question.
“What was I, what was I?” Abraham Lincoln Panim continued
to scream out as his mother put her hand on his shoulder.
“Keep that thought. Maybe the next time we visit, your
father will answer you,” she said to her son.
The nurse turned to them as she showed them out the door.
“If there is a next time,” she said, as Mrs. Panim and
Abraham Lincoln Panim walked out the door and walked home.
They didn’t say a word between them.
37
Neither Mrs. Panim nor Abraham Lincoln Panim heard about
Mr. Panim for many weeks.
The monthly checks still came, again directly from the bank
without Mr. Panim’s home address.
A few times, Mrs. Panim retrieved the letter that Mr. Panim
had written to them some time before, copied the return address onto a new
envelope, and wrote her husband a new letter, but she never received a return
letter from him.
Abraham Lincoln Panim suggested to his mother on more than
one occasion that the two should go over to his home again, but she would not
do so.
“He wanted us over there the one time, and we obliged him,”
she would tell her son over and over again. “If he wanted us to come over
another time, he would have written me back.
“He never did, or at least, he hasn’t yet, so until he
does, I think we should stay away from him, at least for now.”
In the ensuing weeks, and with the weather warming up,
Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to take walks in the early evening, but he did
not enjoy the walks as he once had.
People did not stare at him when he would walk to the park,
and into it, as they once did, and he found that he was staring more at them
than they were staring at him.
Each time he had his walk, he would sit down on the same
bench where he met Ariel and Snuff, but he never saw either one of them again.
And again, he found that he was staring at people more than
they were staring at him.
He also would periodically look down the row of park
benches to look for the older woman who seemed to be always sitting on one of
the far-off benches, but she also was nowhere to be found, even though Abraham
Lincoln Panim still looked for her.
With little to keep his interest, his time in the park
became shorter as the weather became warmer, and he spent less and less time in
the park during the ensuing weeks.
But he still made the walks, almost out of habit, and he
did not give up hope that he would see Ariel and Snuff, and the older woman in
the distance, once again.
One evening, he dutifully made one of his walks, and once
again, he went unnoticed by others, him staring at them more than they were staring
at him.
He sat down on the same bench, looked for Ariel and Snuff,
but they were nowhere to be found.
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat for a few minutes, and then felt
it was time to leave. As he had continued to do, he looked down the row of
benches, but this time, he saw what looked like the older woman sitting a few
benches away, like she had done before.
He got up, and ran towards where she was, and stopped at
the bench where he had seen her sitting.
But as he ran over to where he thought she was, seemingly
in a blink of an eye, she wasn’t there anymore. He briefly looked around, but
she was gone.
“I thought I saw her,” he thought to himself. “I know I saw
her. She was here, I just know it.”
As he walked back to his house from the park that night, he
didn’t see anyone pass him, which he found very unusual. And when he got to his
house and took out the key to open the front door, he found his mother sitting
on the couch, holding a letter and weeping. There was also a medium-sized box
on the couch which appeared to be unopened.
“Mom, what’s the matter?”
Mrs. Panim tried to get out the words, but her tears washed
away any hope that she could say something. Instead, she handed over the letter
she was holding to her son, who read the letter to himself:
“Mrs.
Panim:
I regret
to inform you that your husband, Mr. Marcus Panim, passed away after a long
illness.
Adhering
to his wishes, he was cremated, with his ashes in the enclosed urn. He had no
worldly possessions, but I am sending you this last, final check, which amounts
to all the money he had in the bank.
He wanted
you and your son to have it. He had nothing else to give you but this money. I
have already taken out my final pay from his account, and I have also paid off
any outstanding debts that he had.
Again, I
am sorry to have had to tell you this way, but it might be for the better.
Be Well,
Nurse
Stottlemeyer”
Abraham Lincoln Panim dropped the note on the floor, and he
sat down next to his mother, who continued to cry. He put his arms around his
mother, but no tears came out of his eyes.
“What did I become?,” he thought to himself. “Dad, you left
us before you could finish your sentence … how could you do that to me?
“Dad, what did I become?”
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Not much happened during the next few weeks after Mr.
Panim’s death.
Mrs. Panim, after grieving for a spell, ended up putting
the urn with her husband’s ashes on a shelf in the living room that held
numerous photos of Mr. and Mrs. Panim during happier days, including their
wedding portrait. She had never taken the photos down during Mr. Panim’s
absence; the urn was the first addition to that shelf since he left.
Abraham Lincoln Panim’s grieving time was much less than
his mother’s. He really did not know his father well, so although he had met
the man briefly, it is not as if the man was a major presence in his life.
However, he continued to think constantly about that
unfinished sentence, constantly asking himself, “Dad, what did I become?” over
and over again.
He continued to take walks late into the afternoon into the
early evening, hoping that Ariel and Snuff would venture back into his sights,
but that never happened. He also looked for the older woman sitting a few
benches away from him but she, too, had vanished.
Every once in a while, when he would sit on the bench, his
mind would drift to the same question he constantly asked himself: “Dad, what did
I become? What did I become.”
He asked himself that question constantly, but he never
formulated a possible answer to the question.
Mrs. Panim took some time off from her duties at school,
but after mourning for a few days, she decided that the best place for her to
be was in school, and she returned.
Abraham Lincoln Panim returned almost immediately to
school. At this point, school had become his refuge, but things seemed
different to him even there.
When he would walk to school or back home at the end of the
workday, no one appeared to be looking at him, and he found that he was staring
more at the people he passed in the street than they were staring at him.
When in school, his class had pretty much returned back to
the way they were when he first took over the class. The students were not as
attentive as they once were, had stopped staring at him, and there were some
occasions that he had to discipline a few students for their behavior in class.
As for his relationship with other teachers, he continued
to take his lunch in the teachers’ room each day of the workweek, but the
teachers pretty much ignored him, and he often sat alone while eating his
lunch. Nobody stared at him anymore, none of the female teachers fawned after
him, and the teachers pretty much excluded him from any discussions they had.
He was cordial to the other educators, always saying hello
to them when he entered the room, but he rarely received any reply.
The days turned to weeks, and the warmer weather had come
upon the school as it moved on to the last days of the school year.
On one of these days, Abraham Lincoln Panim had another
rough morning in the classroom when the bell sounded, and his room emptied as
students went to lunch.
As he always did, Abraham Lincoln Panim took his lunch out
of his drawer, and proceeded to the teachers’ room. He entered, and said
“Hello” to the other teachers without any response. He sat down on the same
couch he always sat on, and proceeded to eat his lunch. And as had been the
norm, nobody spoke to him, or even seemingly acknowledged that he was there.
As he ate his lunch, he saw the usual group of teachers
talking. On the far side of the room, he also saw someone he had not seen
before, who was sitting at a small table in the corner of the room.
To Abraham Lincoln Panim, at least from what he could see
from the back and with a glare in his face coming from the window by the table,
the person at the table appeared to be a woman who was sitting there, all
alone. Based on what he could see through the glare, it appeared to be a woman
who was sitting away from everyone else in the room.
He didn’t think anything of it, and he continued to eat his
lunch. He was also looking over some papers, a recent spelling test that he
gave his class that needed to be graded, so he took out a pen and looked over
the tests one by one.
But as he was finishing his lunch and concentrating on the
tests, he felt a “p-lunk!” right next to him, and he looked up from the tests,
and the woman who he had seen sitting alone at the table on the far side of the
room, had sat next to him on the couch.
“Hello, how are you doing?” asked the woman.
Abraham Lincoln Panim looked up from his tests, and he
looked at the woman. He did a double take.
“Anything wrong?” asked the woman, who was now clearly in
his sights.
The woman was older, and even though she was sitting, he
saw that she had thick legs and he also saw that she wore her hair in a bun on
her head, something he did not see when she was sitting across the room.
“Mrs. Stottle? Are you Mrs. Stottle?” he asked her, now thoroughly
focused on her.
“Mrs. Who?” she asked. “I didn’t get the name you asked—“
“Mrs. Stottle. Mrs. Stottle. You are Mrs. Stottle.”
“No, you must be mixing me up with someone else.”
“But your ARE Mrs. Stottle.”
“No, I am Mrs. Meyer. I guess I must look like someone
else. But I have been Mrs. Meyer for the past, I don’t know, many years.”
“But you look like Mrs. Stottle. You talk like Mrs.
Stottle—“
“But I am not Mrs. … Mrs. Stottle.”
When Abraham Lincoln Panim calmed down a bit, Mrs. Meyer
told him about herself.
“I was a teacher, a regular teacher, so many years ago. I
met another teacher, we were married, and I left the profession. But when he
died a few years back, I came back to teaching, as a sub.”
“But … well … –“
“Yes, I know, you have never seen me before, Actually, in
all my years of teaching, I never taught at this school, not as a regular
teacher and not as a sub. Just about all of my teaching was at the school on
the other side of town. This is my first time here. No one knows me here at
all. But you have to go where the work is.”
“Yes, but Mrs. Stottle … I mean, Mrs. Meyer—“
“Look, the bell is about to ring for the next class. I walk
with a bit of a limp, so I have to leave a minute or two early. But just let me
leave you with this thought:
“Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat
other people the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
When she uttered these words, Abraham Lincoln Panim became
so ruffled that he dropped his test papers on the floor. He bent down to pick
them up, gathered them quickly, and looked up, but Mrs. Meyer was gone.
“Mrs. Meyer … Mrs. Stottle … Mrs. Meyer—“ he shouted out,
but no one answered as the bell rang to begin the next period.
As the other teachers filed out of the room, Abraham Lincoln
Panim sat there, completely perplexed.
“Mrs. Stottle WAS here,” he thought to himself. “She was
here. I know she was here.”
The bell than rang, with Abraham Lincoln Panim having not
moved from the couch. Other teachers came into the room, and he realized that
he needed to get back to the classroom immediately. He gathered up his things,
and ran out of the room as quickly as he could, right to his classroom, where
he saw his class lined up outside the door.
“What happened to you, ‘Mr. Abraham.’ You look like you
just saw a ghost!” said Melissa, leading the class at the door as she always
did.
As he unlocked the door and let himself and the students
into the class, he had a tough time getting into the educational rhythm, as he
kept on thinking about the older lady with the bun on her head.
His class continued to be rambunctious, but he let a lot go
this time around, because he, himself, could not concentrate fully on the
class, only on that woman.
Somehow, he got through the day, and as the students exited
the class, Abraham Lincoln Panim continued to sit at his desk, pretty much
staring into space while he thought of the older woman.
Finally, he realized that he had been sitting at his desk
for many minutes, and when the janitor came in to start to clean the floor in
the class, he knew it was time to leave.
He gathered up his things and left the school, and this
time, he didn’t know if anyone was staring at him, and he wasn’t the one doing
the staring, either. He walked right home, opened the door, and went right into
his room.
The hand mirror was on his bed, but unlike most other times
since he lost his rat face, he did not look into the mirror at all. He pushed
it aside, and just put his head on the bed’s pillows, pretty much lost in his
thoughts about the older woman.
Later in the afternoon, his mother came home, and while she
was taking her coat off, Abraham Lincoln Panim hurriedly left his room and saw
his mother go into the kitchen and take out some food which she was going to
prepare for dinner.
“Oh, I didn’t think you heard me come home,” Mrs. Panim
said. “I know I usually tell you that I am home, but today was a really busy
day for me, and honestly, I don’t think I have the strength—“
“Mom, I had an interesting experience today,” Abraham
Lincoln Panim said to his mother as he sat down at the kitchen table. “Can I
talk to you about it now?”
“Yes, I guess so, but as you are talking, I need to get
this food going, or we won’t eat until late, and I know you like to go for a
walk—“
“Mom, I met a teacher today in the teachers’ room … well,
do you remember when we went to see dad, and the nurse … I mean … we both
thought that she looked like Mrs. Stottle?”
“Well … yes … I thought that she kind of did at first, but
the more I looked at her, the more I know that I must have been grieving for
your father, because I don’t think she really looked like her that much at
all.”
“Well, I did, and the more I looked at her, the more I knew
that she was Mrs. Stottle, as odd as that might sound.”
“It is impossible. But what is your point?”
“Well today at school, while I was eating lunch, I saw this
older woman … she was sitting alone, an older woman, and she … she started to
talk to me … I had never seen this woman before … but she looked like Mrs. Stottle.”
Mrs. Panim chuckled. “You know what they say … we all have
a double somewhere.”
“No, mom,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said. “She looked like
Mrs. Stottle, talked like Mrs. Stottle, was a teacher like Mrs. Stottle—“
“Just a coincidence. These things happen,”
Abraham Lincoln Panim then stood up from the kitchen table.
“And you said that the woman was older … a sub?” his mother
asked him.
“Yes, she was in the teachers’ room and she told me that
she normally taught at the school across town, and had never been in this
school, so she didn’t know anyone … but for some reason, she came over to me.”
Mrs. Panim stopped preparing her dinner meal, and turned
toward her son.
“Now, you are sure that you met this woman in the teachers’
room?” she asked.
“Yes, while I was eating lunch.”
“That is really odd. Do you remember her name?”
“Meyer, Mrs. Meyer.”
“No … no … I am thinking about today, and all of our
teachers were present, with the exception, or course, of Mr. Praeger, who you
have taken over for. We didn’t use any substitute teachers today.”
“What? How could that be?”
“And you are saying her name was Meyer? I don’t know a
single sub by that name, and an older lady … no, I don’t know any sub named
Meyer in the entire school district. You are sure of it?”
“Mom, I swear to you that she was there. She sat right next
to me. She was an older woman who walked with a limp, and she wore her hair in
a bun. I swear to you that she was there.”
“Sorry, you must be mistaken. There is no Mrs. Meyer who I
know as a sub, and we did not use subs today at all.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim made a bee line back to his room,
jumped on his bed in dismay, and the hand mirror feel to the floor with such a
thud that it cracked right down the middle of the glass.
He did not notice what happened.
39
The weeks came and went quickly for Abraham Lincoln Panim.
The end of the school year was nearing, and his class was
getting more rambunctious and out of control by the day.
He did what he could with his class, but it was clear that
they were not in the same learning mode that they were in right after he had
lost his rat face.
But he persevered, did everything he was doing before when
the class was listening to him, and he dutifully took each day as “a new day,”
but the class continued to act up on him on a regular basis.
With just one more week of school, the class was acting
even more out of control than they had been during the previous weeks. As he
was trying to teach, the class was laughing while his back was turned, and as he
turned around, he saw Melissa toss a ball of paper to the back of the class in
the direction of another student.
“Melissa, this is not the gym. What did you throw back
there?”
“Oh, nothing. It’s really nothing.”
“Mr. Abraham” went to the back of the class, and picked up
the ball of paper, which had fallen short of its destination. He started to
unroll the ball of paper.
“’Mr. Abraham,’” Melissa said in a giggling voice. “You
don’t have to read it if you don’t want to.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim ignored what she said, and fully
unrolled the ball of paper. In big block letters, he read it to himself:
‘HE’S
GONE. HE’S GONE. WE DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM ANYMORE. MR. RAT FACE IS GONE!”
“Mr. Abraham” looked up from the unrolled paper.
“What does this mean, Melissa? What do you mean ‘He’s
gone?”
Melissa started to laugh out loud, and the class followed
her lead, laughing until the bell rang for lunch. The students got up from
their desks and ran out of the room, laughing all the way out.
Abraham Lincoln Panim stood where he was, pretty much not
moving, and once again, he never received the answer he was looking for.
After a minute or two, when he looked back and forth at the
unrolled paper, he rolled up the paper himself, threw it in the wastebasket,
and hurriedly got his lunch and walked directly to the teachers’ room. He sat
down in his usual spot, and ate his lunch, gulping it down faster than ever.
As he ate, he once again looked around for Mrs. Meyer, but
she was nowhere to be found. Instead, he saw the usual group of teachers
talking as they normally did. Among them was Mr. Sedall, who had not said a
word to him since he lost his rat face all those many weeks ago.
Abraham Lincoln Panim finished his lunch in a flash, and
then took out some more papers to grade. This time, Mr. Sedall broke away from
the other group of teachers and sat next to him on the couch.
“Hey, ‘Mr. Abraham,’ bad break.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim looked up from his papers. “What do
you mean, ‘bad break?’”
“Well, I thought you knew,” said Mr. Sedall, smiling and
seemingly holding back a full laugh. As he did that, the group of teachers that
had been talking together gathered around the couch, also with big smiles on
their faces.
“You sure you didn’t know?” Mr. Sedall asked.
“Know what?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked.
“I don’t know if it is my place to say this,” Mr. Sedall
said.
“Say what?”
Well … Praeger is better, He isn’t sick anymore. And like I
told you a long time ago, we wanted him back.”
“So, what does that mean?”
“You are gone, you are out of here, you are history when
the school year ends in a few days,” Mr. Sedall said with a big smile on his
face. “Praeger is coming back, and you are gone!”
The other teachers let out a big laugh as the bell rang to
end the lunch break.
“What do you mean?” Abraham Lincoln Panim asked again and
again, but Mr. Sedall and the other teachers filed out of the room, laughing
all the way out.
Abraham Lincoln Panim sat there motionless. The bell for
the afternoon period rang, but he was still sitting there. He finally realized
that he had to get back to his class quickly, got his things together, and ran
back to the locked door of the class.
He was met by Melissa and the other students.
“Hey, ‘Mr. Abraham.’” Melissa said. “Why are you running?
Did a cat catch your rat face … err, your tongue?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim ignored what she said, and the class
filed into the room, giggling and laughing from the moment they entered the
room until they left school at the end of the day.
During the afternoon, very little work was done, and the
students seemed to be in almost a festive mood. “Mr. Abraham” tried to teach
them, but again, he was constantly thinking about what Mr. Sedall told him, and
he had a hard time concentrating during the afternoon, which seemed to go on
longer than it really did.
When the afternoon bell finally rang and the students left
the classroom, Abraham Lincoln Panim was happy to see them all go, but he
called over Melissa before she left the room.
“Who told you about me?” he asked her. “How did you know?”
Melissa was still giggling. “Look, I have to meet up with
the other kids, I have to go.”
“Please, just answer me one thing and then you can go. How
did you know?”
“About you losing your job?” she asked, as an even broader
smile broke out on her face.
“Yes, please tell me.”
“Well, OK … I heard about it a few days ago from Mr.
Sedall.”
“Why is Mr. Sedall telling things like this to you behind
my back?”
“He’s my uncle. I see him all the time outside of school.
He’s my uncle, my Uncle Joe. He told me, so I told all the kids—
“Listen, I have to go—“ and Melissa ran out of the room,
giggling and laughing all the way out.
Abraham Lincoln Panim just sat at his desk, and continued
to sit there as the janitor came in to tidy up the room.
“Anything wrong?” the janitor asked him, but he did not
answer.
The janitor, sensing that something was wrong, came closer
to the front desk where Abraham Lincoln Panim was sitting.
“Believe me, I know all about it,” the janitor said to him.
“I have been doing this for 40 years at the school. You would not believe some
of the things that the kids have said to me here.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim barely heard him, and the janitor saw
that he was upset.
“Listen, I have seen it all and heard it all for the past
40 years, but let me tell you, I have said this one thing over and over to
myself when things seem low, and it has helped.
“This is what I have said:
“Do unto others as you would have the do unto you … treat
other people the way you would like to be treated yourself.”
Upon hearing that, Abraham Lincoln Panim abruptly looked
up, but the janitor, who had been right at the desk when he uttered those
words, was gone. He looked around the room, but the floors were still dirty, as
if the janitor had never been there.
After looking out at the classroom, Abraham Lincoln Panim
got his things together and left the room.
40
Abraham Lincoln Panim walked home, and again, he felt that
nobody was staring at him at all. In fact, for a late spring afternoon, he
discovered that he was just about the only one on the street at the time.
He walked straight home, opened the door, and he saw his
mother sitting on the couch.
“Mom, what are you doing home so early?” he asked her.
“Sit down, son,” she said.
Abraham Lincoln Panim took of his jacket and his scarf and
put these things on another chair near the couch, which is where he put his
briefcase. He then sat down on the couch opposite his mother.
“Mom, what is going on? In school today—“
“I know what happened in school today. I did not want it to
happen that way, but let me explain. First of all, that is the reason that I am
home so early. Let me—“
“What is going on?”
“Let me tell you. Please let me talk.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim slid back on the couch, and listened
to what his mother had to say.
“This has been a very difficult time for both you and me
right now, what with your father and everything else. And then, to get this
thrown on top of everything—“
“What—what about my job?”
“I am getting to that. Let me explain.
“A few weeks ago, the days that I came home very late from
school, I was at various conferences with the Board of Education. They only
have a certain amount of money that can go around, and they were talking about
budget cuts.
“One way that they cut the budget that they have is to get
rid of teachers, get rid of administrators, and even get rid of schools. And
that is what they were talking about during these meetings that I attended.
“But mom, what does that have to do with us?”
“Let me continue.
“One of the reasons that I was at these meetings is that
our school was being looked at as one that might be closed down at the end of
the school year. There is a similar school on the other side of town, and the
Board of Education believed that that school could handle both their own pupil
population and the new population of students coming from our school.
“So after long and hard deliberation, they decided to close
our school down. Some of our teachers will go to the other school, but for all
intents and purposes, or school is history after the school year ends.”
“But what about now? How does that affect me …?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim knew that he had made a mistake with
that question, and he rephrased it.
“ … how does that affect you and me?”
“Well, since everything will be moving over to the other
school during the next school year, after the current school year is over and
done with, I am out of a job. The other school has a principal who has been
there forever, but there is no place for me, so I am out of a job in a few
days. I am done.”
“Mom, that is terrible,” Abraham Lincoln Panim said to his
mother as he moved closer to her and gave her a hug.
After he let go of the embrace, he saw that she had started
to cry.
“Mom, I am sure there is some other school you can work
at.”
“No, because of the budget cuts, there is no place for me
in this school system. I am done. I think I am going to have to retire, retire
before I wanted to.”
Tears were streaming down Mrs. Panim’s face. There was a
long pause, and then Abraham Lincoln Panim asked his mother:
“Mom, what about me¿ I am sure the school on the other side
of town needs someone like me … I am so young, so good at what I do—“
Mrs. Panim wiped away her tears and tried to say something,
but the words wouldn’t come out of her mouth.
“Mom … mom … ?
Mrs. Panim wiped away some more tears.
“Abraham Lincoln Panim … you are also out of a job.”
“Why mom … how can I be out of a job? I did a—“
“Remember, I pulled a lot of strings for you to even get
that job. You had no experience, you had no teaching license, you had nothing.
But you filled a need when we were in a pinch. We had no idea that Mr. Praeger
would be out as long as he was, and you kind of fell into the job.
“Now that I don’t have a job and I can’t pull any strings
anymore, you are also out of a job.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim stood up.
“How can that be … how can that be … ?
“In fact, Mr. Praeger is well enough to come back right
now, and the Board of Education wants him to come back and teach the last few
days before the end of school, and they are retaining him for next year, even
with the budget cuts. Maybe he knows someone in high places … I just don’t
know, But he is being retained.
“So today was your last day as a teacher. I have to go back
and tie up some loose ends, so you have to give me everything you have from
your class, and I will give them to Mr. Praeger when he gets to school.”
Abraham Lincoln Panim was incensed. He started to pace back
and forth.
“Look, that was not my decision. That is what the Board of
Education decided. Mr. Praeger is a well-respected teacher who has been doing
this for years. You just started out.”
Abraham Lincoln Panm continued to pace back and forth as
his mother kept on talking through her tears.
“That is one reason that I was home so late every night. I
have had a long career, and while the end came a bit sooner than I thought it
would, I tried to convince the Board of Education to keep you on, but again,
without—“
“Mom, I am going to take a walk,” said Abraham Lincoln
Panim to his mother, and he grabbed his jacket and scarf and headed out the
door, slamming it as he left.
He hurriedly got to the park, and sat on the bench that he
usually sat at. It was earlier than normal for him to have come for his walk in
the park, but the sun soon faded.
He thought to himself, “Ariel … then dad … now this. What
is happening to me?”
Abraham Lincoln Panim looked around, hoping to see the
older woman sitting on the bench some ways down from him, but she was not
there. And as had happened when he walked home from what became his last day as
a teacher, he didn’t see anyone at all walking in the park.
“What is happening? What is going on? What am I? What did
dad say to me?”
He put his head in his hands, and started to cry.
“I almost wish that I was that rat face again … no, I do wish that I was that rat-faced guy
again. I REALLY DO WISH I WAS THAT RAT-FACED GUY AGAIN!”
Abraham Lincoln Panm sat there weeping, as the sun gave way
to the dark, with the moonlight the only light cascading down on him.
THE
BEGINNING
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